Cool headed ||South Park X Reader||

Drama-llama

*Phone rings*
You're sleeping.
*phone rings again*
You're slowly waking up. Now you realize your phone is going off. You mute your phone, closed your eyes, and turn around to continue sleeping. But you can't fall asleep. You thought about the note titled with the question mark.

FIRST-PERSON POV

Hmm... Who could it be...? Where does he come from? Why is he doing this? What is his motive? Do I know him in real life? "We would make a good team."? Karen told me he is her guardian angel... What is that all about? Karen, hmm... How is Kenny doing?
Last Monday after school Kenny and I walked home because we didn't want to make a scene on the bus. He told me why he was fighting Craig. "Women should be treated with respect, especially women like you." That's what he first said. Then I dug deeper. I asked him if that was the only reason. We stopped walking. He was kind of uncomfortable with that question, but he answered anyway. "I used to be a huge dick, even worse than Clyde." He looked me right in the eyes while saying that, but when he finished, he looked away and continued walking. I just stood there and I quickly ran towards him to walk next to him again. We didn't say anything to each other the whole walk.
Hmm... I hugged Kenny before we left the school. He had a familiar scent... -

SECOND PERSON POV

The doorbell rang. Your mom answered it. You heard them have a conversation. The front door closed. Footsteps were coming towards your door. The person outside opened your bedroom door. "GOOOOOOOODMORNING, SUNSHINE." 'Lil red entered the room. You quickly covered your whole body under your warm blankets because you were only wearing a white shirt and some sexy ass panties.

"GAAAAHHHHHHHHH, KYLEEEEE! WTF ARE YOU DOING HEREEEE?!" You screamed out, then you calmed down and saw he brought some breakfast and two plates from your kitchen. "I called you a few times, but you didn't answer so I just went straight to your house... Oh, with breakfast." He said with a small dreamy smile. You thanked him with a hug, but your blanket was being a retard so Kyle saw your panties. He checked you out for a second but looked away in a heartbeat. A massive blush appeared on his face and so did it on yours.

"Kyle, could you do something for me?" You said in a high-pitched voice. He nodded, still looking away. "If you go into my right closet and look in the second drawer, you'll see a pair of leggings. Will you get them for me, please?" He nodded again and did exactly as you said. You put them on. He dared to look at me again. "Sorry." He said looking away. He then saw the newspaper with Mysterion and the note the hero left you. He tried to start a conversation to make things less awkward. He asked you if you know who Mysterion could be. That conversation didn't exist very long. I told him I stood up for Karen and that's how I've got the note. you were looking at the fine croissants and doughnuts.

"What's wrong [Y/N]-kun? Could it be that you're craving my croissants???? (www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLjmEDPwZC4)" Kyle said in a high-pitched voice.

You knew this meme. So the best comeback you came up with was pretty terrible. "I donut like you anymore..........." Kyle looked at you in horror. "Fuck you," he said. "No, thank you," you said directly. "Why not." he blabbered out a second later realizing what he just said. He turned 50 shades of red, hoping you didn't hear him. "How sweet," you said teasingly, but your cheeks turned pink as well. You quickly changed the subject. "Sooo why did you come here with breakfist (www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA_eCl4Txzs)?" he laughed at the meme you inserted there. "Well I actually want to ask you something, but that's not the only reason I'm here." He wanted to continue talking but you interrupted him. "What is it then?" Kyle cleared his throat. "As I was saying, you're a really nice person and I was hungry and lonely." you gave him a nahw and grabbed a croissant you were craving. Kyle continued talking. He told you about a roleplaying game they play in the neighborhood with wizards and elves. He told was on the side of the elves. he also told you some shit about conquering a stick or somethin'. "Everyone needs to be dressed up for this game to work," Kyle said. You were thinking about how you should dress because everything was still in the boxes. Then you saw a flower crown. You just went with that.

Kyle took you to his house to give you a shiny cloak. Kenny was there as well. "You look like a princess," Kyle said. "MRMPH!" Stan arrived at Kyle's house as well. "They stole the stick! They stole the stick!" Stan said while he was running towards you guys. Kyle became mad. "Follow me." He said. You followed him. You now stood before a house. Cartman opened as Kyle rang the doorbell. They were having some discussion.

"What do you mean, you broke the stick?" Kyle asked neglected. "We stopped playing stick of truth, we're doing superheroes now and I'm not Cartman you dumb jew... I'm [Insert dramatic effect] THE COON~" Cartman did a sorta heroic pose (he kinda looked like a crippled kid (sorry if you're offended)). Kyle didn't want to argue with Cartman and just went with it. Kyle walked towards you, looking you directly in the eyes. He came really close that it made you blush massively. His hands came towards you... your neck? He just changed your cloak into a cape. "That's cute." He said. "I-I mean hot. I MEAN OKAY." You couldn't see he was blushing because of the cold, but you saw how nervous he was. He then quickly looked away asking Cartman if he had a mask or something. You got a black mask. Then y'all went to the basement. Your 'ceremony' began. You could choose from a few different options. Blaster, brutalist, speedster, cyborg, Elementalist, psychic, and gadgeteer. "She needs to be a psychic, cuz she's a real CHICk," Clyde said. "Wtf is he trying to do here?" your thoughts went. You just didn't react to him. "Elementalist sounds cool." You said. "No, you can't be that one," Cartman said. "Shut up Cartman! She may be whoever she wanna be!" A guy with a simple cape said... Who appeared to be Kenny (Yes, he's not Mysterion... On purpose). He stood up and gave you the Elementalist ritual. He was kinda hot without his hood on, he looked so relaxed... Maybe too relaxed, kinda bored actually. "[Y/N]?" He asked. You were staring while he already finished. You shook your head and said yes to him. He just chuckled a bit. "Where's Stan?" You asked. "Yeah, he went home or something." Someone said. So you decided to check on him if he was okay.

As you walked towards Stan's house, you saw Wendy leave the house. You first doubted to ring the bell, but you did it anyway. He opened up. God, he looked terrible! Poor soul. You ran inside and immediately hugged him, letting him cry into your shoulder because he's really long. You held one hand on his head in his hair, saying "it's okay, It's gonna be alright. Then you wiped his tears away with your cape (you left the mask at Cartman's). You let him sit on the couch and tucked him in with a soft blanket and pillows. You made two hot cocoa with whip cream and melted marshmallows. You put it on the table and sat on the couch as well. After ten minutes or so he began talking. "She just didn't feel it anymore. She said I deserve someone better... Who will love me forever and not just temporary." He said crying. "Don't feel offended or something, but you are going to get over this and you're gonna find someone who fits you better." Stan just nodded slowly. The song Feel Good Inc. (www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyHNuVaZJ-k) was playing in the background. "Ooooh, I love this song." You said. "Yeah, it's from the Gorillaz." He replied. You smiled at him for no reason. "What?" He smiled back. "Nothing." You replied. Then you two drank some hot cocoa. "Thank you... For everything." He then said. His blue eyes sparkled from the tears he has cried. It was 5 PM. You headed home for dinner.

After you ate. You went to your room. There was a letter on your bed saying:

Hhhhhmmm... An Elementalist?

That isn't really you, is it?

Arent you more of a distracting factor,

kinda like Clyde said today?

But stronger?

Meet me tomorrow at 8 PM in the forest,

near starks pond.

-Mysterion x

This made you think again: Who is this Mysterion? Well, I'll find out eventually. The doorbell rang. "[Y/N], it's for you!" Your mom said. You hid the letter under your pillow. The boy in blue came in. "Nice room boxes." He said sarcastically. "Thanks, you need anything?" You asked. "You. To be my date. To a party." You hesitated for a bit.

"Ok, let's do dis."

To be continued...