Cool headed ||South Park X Reader||

Camp Week II

"Come on, come on. come on, [Y/N]!!!" Red said in pure stress. "We need to get ready!" she said kinda too loud that Clyde overheard her. "Get ready for what?" Clyde said. "N-Nothing!" you quickly answered. "Yeah and I fucked your mom last night. Spill the beans buttercup," Clyde looked at you with a smirk on his face. "First of all: don't call me fucking buttercup and second of all: Fuck you I'm not telling you, you sick fuck," you said REALLY monotone, no expressions. He just laughed and started manipulating us. "You tell me what's going on now and I'll tell everybody that you guys are sneaking out tonight.... Or! You lovely ladies take me with you wherever you are going," without giving you time to say something red already answered. "DEAL!" she said. "Wait what?" you were confused. Clyde's smirk turned into a smile, You quickly adapted. "Okay, I think it's a gala like party where we are going so-" you were cut off by Clyde. "WHAAT A PARTYYYY, AMAZING!" you looked emotionless at him and continued talking. "As I was saying....: It's gala-like so come in a suit," you said demanding. "Oh and 8 O'clock. Our room. Be on time," you added. "Yes ma'am, I'll be there," he said in a kinda funny way, but he looked at you with a kinda sweet smile. You didn't even know he could do that. "Okay, [Y/N], can we go now???" Red said impatiently. "Yeah yeah, fine let's go," you said running upstairs to your rooms.

When you opened the door you saw Wendy sitting there. "What's the rush, [Y/N]?" she asked looking a bit confused. "Ehhh, Red and I had a contest....." you gave her a smile. "Yeah... I'm heading over to our 'livingroom-ish space'... see you later," she waved at you two before she closed the door behind her. You and Red made a plan. You would prepare for the party now, like get everything ready so you can change as fast as possible and sneak out without being noticed. Our roommates shouldn't notice a thing cuz there is a movie/game night all night. Since we all had to bring a nice dress or suit for the trip you didn't have to worry to buy a nice dress. First, we went to Red's room to get her outfit ready, and then we went back to mine. You had a red, a-line, off-shoulder, over-knee, slit, cocktail dress. You added some golden accessories (triangle involved) and cute golden heels. Red had a cute green spaghetti-strapped polyester maxi dress with a split. With some black accessories and black heels.

*Knock knock*

"OH NO, HIDE IT IN MY BACKPACK!" you 'whispered'. Red did as you told. "Come in!" you said. It was Kenny. "Hi, dinner is ready," you told him you were coming.

When you and Red arrived at the kitchen you saw everyone taking place at the tables. "Hey [Y/N]! I saved you a seat!" Kenny said. Before you went to your 'reserved seat' you told Red to meet you in the hallway upstairs right after dinner. "So what have you guys done today already?" Kyle asked. I was sitting with Tweek, Craig. Cartman, Stan, and of course Kyle and Kenny. You didn't answer because you still felt awkward with Stan and you didn't want to spill tea about the party. "I went to the mystery shack with [Y/N], but later she took off with Red," Kenny sounded kinda annoyed. You forgot totally how Kenny could feel. "What did you do with Red anyway?" He asked. "Girl stuff," it was a solid answer you saw immediately a kinda sorry look on his face making you only feel more guilty. We all got pizza for dinner now, you looked at the clock. It was 19:30. Omg, you just had half an hour left and you still had to eat. So you signed at Red hinting to the clock and she began eating like a mad man. You did too. Everyone looked at you. "What's the rush, [Y/N]?" Stan said. Did he really had the guts to ask you that kinda question? Well, you didn't care about that now so you continued eating so you wouldn't faint later on. "Oh, I see how it is..." Stan said, but then Cartman (?) defended you by saying "She probably pretty fucking hungry so leave her the fuck alone," when he said that you just finished your meal. "Excuse me," with that you stood up and went upstairs. After you left Kenny said you probably ate too fast.

When you arrived at the hall upstairs in front of your room Red was already there. When you unlocked the door of your room she immediately went for your backpack. She swiftly dressed up and went for the make-up. You did the same. You put on mascara and a nice Red lipstick. Clyde came in. You were shocked "Ever heard of knocking you douche?" the shock was replaced with annoyance. Clyde didn't answer and just looked at you in awe. He stared at all of you until his brown eyes met your [E/C] ones. A dazed smile appeared on his face "You look beautiful," he muttered. You blushed hard at this "T-thanks," u spluttered out. "You look nice yourself," you quickly added. "They're here," Red said looking out of the window. Clyde went downstairs via the fire escape Dipper helped him down because the escape ladder wasn't fully intact. After that, he helped Red down. You heard someone coming upstairs. There was no time to grab your jacket. So you just went as fast as possible from the fire escape, but sadly your foot slipped. You didn't have time to scream because dipper already caught you. "You look A-Ma-Zing," he still held you. "We have to go dipper!" Mabel said. "Who's that?" Dipper looked at Clyde. "Clyde's the name. The girls invited me," he said smoothly in his own cocky way. There he was again, the dick he really is. "Pfff yeah, as if," you said mocking. "Uhhh, okay then," Dipper grabbed your hand and ran to the golf cart. You sat in the front with him. It was kinda cold. Dipper saw you were shivering. As a response, he gave you his blazer. It smelled really nice. "Drive you dumbass, do you want them to get caught?" Mabel almost screamed. With that Dipper stomped on the gas pedal.