She's My Kunai~🤍👁👄👁 KDA (Akali) x fem! reader + Oneshots!

UH OH-

A/N: YoU AnD i hAvE a ConTrAcT-  sry. anyway don't mind Zhongli as the picture, but Anyway this chapter is a lemonnn!!

WARNING: LEMON ENERGY IS DETCETED IF NOBODY LIKE THIS I'D ADVISE YOU TO LEAVE!!!

Y/N'S POV:

We finally made it home..

"Y/N...~" Eve said poking me with her long claws.

"Yea?" I poked her back.

"I saw a bottle of vodka in the cupboard.. And-"

"NO.."

"Please?"

"NOO-"

2 seconds later...

Eve took the vodka out of the cupboard and popped it open.

She poured in five drinks.

"Aw naw I don't drink.. That vodka was meant for Bei.", I said.  

Bei Su and the rest live around two blocks away.

"Eh, she wouldn't mind right?~.. As long as you don't tell~" Eve said smiling.

She gave the drinks to all of KDA.

1 minute and a haft...

Half of KDA are already... Drunk.

Evelynn and Ahri, WAISTED.

Akali and Kai'Sa are able to CONTROL THEMSELFS.

I watch in terror as Ahri challenged Eve to a cartwheeling contest.

Ahri obviously won.

I'm done, can't watch anymore.

I walk upstairs, I ran upstairs, I sped upstairs.

I when to my room and leaned on the wall to only feel something soft.

"Hi.."

"AHHHHHH-" I kicked the thing as hard as possible.

Wait no lemme rephrase that.

I Tried to kick the thing as hard as possible.

I turn to see Akali look down at me.

I put my hands out in karate mode.

"You better give me 1 reason why I should beat the shit out of you right now." I said getting my hands ready for attack.

She just tilted her head, her eyes began to glow, Yellow. She was in the shadow of the door, she actually looked scary.

She said nothing.

The silence was so loud, it started to make me laugh.

Then I had an idea. I put my finger out to poke Akali's nose.

*Poke* "You awake Kali?"

She blinked a few times. 

I didn't even realise that she was wearing her mask.

*Poke* "Kali

I began to giggle.

*Poke* "Babe-" 

She caught my finger.

She lets it go, held my waist, swung me around and pined me to the wall.

"Kal, I don't like where this is going.." I said raising my eyebrow.

"Relax ベイブ.. ", She said in a husky deep voice.

She hovers near my neck, seizing her chance to bite at it.