The Five Stages of Gayness

Foreword

This is a book I've been wanting to write for a very long time. It's very special to me. This is a topic that is very personal for me.

I'm going to try to make this as accurate as possible. The religion part might be hard because I'm not actually a Protestant (Atheist, born Catholic. I was a Pastafarian for two days, but that's another story). However, I've been doing research on it, and have talked to a few Protestants to try to make this more realistic. If you are a Protestant, or have been one for an extended period of your life, be sure to point out anything I did wrong.

This is my first attempt at writing a book from the point of view if a guy. Let's hope this turns out okay. Again, comment if you're a guy and think I'm portraying your gender in an unfair or unrealistic way.

Same goes for anything in this book. I love feedback.

I may have briefly mentioned this in the description, but I think I have to elaborate. This book contains the following questionable content:

-Less intense sexual content
-Gay people (No, really? I had no idea.)
-Violence
-Bullying
-Attempted suicide
-Questioning of religion
-Mature language
-Death (Muahahaha!)

And possibly other dark and scary things. If you're looking for glitter and unicorns flying around magical fairy princess land, what the fuck are you even doing on Wattpad? Seriously, I think I just described a six-year-old. Does your mommy know you're here? Yes, sweetie, you can go play with your barbies in the corner.

For those of us who are over the age of eleven, you may now proceed. I won't bother you again, honest.

Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, the book!