Wrong Number you child (AngelsDuo)

007. The WifeHaver strikes again

TW/CW: Twitter cancellations on both individuals, brief mention of death threats

MothChild

MothChild:

CROOOOOOW!

Crow I haz question

Me:

What's up?

MothChild:

Do you happen to have a wife?

Me:

Why are you asking me this?

MothChild:

Idk if you know

Me:

No I don't. We met like a few days ago

MothChild:

OI

I'm speaking here!

>:/

Me:

Sorry mate, go on

MothChild:

As I was saying before I was roodly interrupted

Idk if you know but I'm kind of a wife haver

And by that I mean I steal wives in my spare time

Me:

Ummm elaborate???

MothChild:

Ok it's not like I actually steal wives

But basically I see a wife, I go up to say wife and tuck her in my small wife bag

And I run

Me:

That makes me want to not share the information of my hypothetical wife

MothChild:

So you do have a wife?!

Me:

I never said that 😰

MothChild:

But you are saying that you do have a wife 👀

Me:

Don't steal my wife!

MothChild:

Chill I'm not actually going to

I'm just a lonely boi 😔