002. Nicknames

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Me:

Homework answers Tubbo?

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I thought I told you that I'm not Tubbo

Who's Tubbo even?

Me:

F*ck it's the old man

???:

I'm not an old man

Me:

But how do I know that

You basically confirm that you're older than me

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I said most likely since I believe you're a kid. Maybe a teenager

Me:

But what if I'm an adult? Ever thought of that

???:

Eh, I doubt it

So who's Tubbo? Is he your friend?

Me:

Oh hell no!

I'm not risking my friend's security!!

???:

Whoa mate!

I don't mean to sound pushy sorry

Me:

Well I have to be on my guard since I'm talking to a stranger

You know what they say: Stranger Danger!

???:

Yeah fair fair

Glad to see that you're at least cautious about who you speak with

Me:

God you sound like a dad

???:

How many insults are you going to throw at me

First you call me an old man and now you say I'm like a dad

Me:

Did that last one sound insulting to you?

Sorry

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Me:

WHAT?!

???:

Oh nothing

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