Sam and Calvin dragged the HUGE Christmas tree through the skinny doorway of Wigglehouse.
"You wanna decorate it tonight?" Calvin panted.
"With gasoline and a match? Sure!" Sam snapped.
The two of them flopped onto the couch in exhaust.
But then, the tree's branches started shaking and they heard chittering.
It became pretty clear that there was a squirrel in the tree.
"I hope it kills us both" said Calvin.
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"By the way, if anyone asks, the elevator shaft in the Beatles' building always had a tree in it" said Calvin.
"So, Wiggles. If I express interest in your Christmas tour, would you promise not to make me perform for children?" said Jeremy.
"Sure" said Jeff.
"Hey! How was your Christmas tour?" said Jeremy.
Chad laughed at that line then said "Really? You're never gonna work with children?"
"To this day, I never worked with Sam" said Jeremy.
"If you've never worked with Sam, go to Actorville." said Murray.
"I can't. I was never in a Disney movie. And I cannot go there to volunteer like Sam did. That's mere child's play" said Jeremy.
"Oh, thanks a lot, Jeremy! If it bothers you so, get a role in a Disney movie" said Sam.
"I was in one. They're great" said Chad.
The Wiggles laughed and decided to answer the question.
"Our tour was wonderful, Jeremy. Thanks for asking" said Greg.
"But ours needed a little push" said Ringo.
"Yeah? Why?" said Charles Wallace.
"We actually needed the Wiggles' help so their tour was stopped short" said John.
