in love with a psycho

rainbow heart shaped necklace

The next day i woke up to the bright sun dancing in the sky, i groaned as i felt a strong hand on my lower back keeping me on the bed. I then remembered where i was and i froze, i slowly sunk my face into the pillow as J moved his hand from my body. Thank god he was still asleep. The fact he actually was here in the morning was shocking enough, but the fact that i was just sleeping in the same bed as the JOKER is mind blowing.. and sorta scary.

Around twenty minutes later i was half asleep again but J was now finally awake, i could feel his green eyes burning though my body as he stared and stared. I opened my eyes completely as I felt the dip in the bed disappear, i heard J's footsteps walk into his closet so i roll over facing where he used to be. The lean strongly built, green haired man stepped back into the room in grey arkham joggers, i couldn't help but stare at his muscles. J looked at me causing me to go red.. "like what you see?" he said teasing me. He then softly threw one of his sweaters and some woman's nike joggers at me, I was a bit confused. "wear these today, your original clothes are dirty u animal" J said laughing at his own joke.

I sat up in the bed and admired the oversized grey crew neck, J had gotten dressed at this point and before he left he said "oh and i have an important meeting in my club tonight and i want you next to me isabelle, so in an hour we're leaving for the mall. we need to get you some clothes urgently" J then looked me up and down then he was out of the door in a blink.

I hopped out of the silk sheets and slipped off my pyjamas, then i briefly stepped into the bathroom to put on some deodorant and brush through my hair. I picked up J's sweater and i immediately smelt the money smelling cologne he used, to be honest i'm not complaining it smelt nice. I put in on but it was really big on me, comfy tho. Then i also put the nike joggers on followed by my own nike dunks low.
i took a quick look in the mirror and i was read to go.

I actually knew my way around this time and i made my way to the hall where i saw J standing with his phone in his hand looking pissed off while Howard nagged him about treating 'miss Isabelle' correctly. Howard's posh British accent made it so much better, J looked at me and smirked as he saw his sweater. "took you long enough isabelle" he chuckled then grabbed my hand and pulled me out the door. We then sat in a van packed with J's buff goons, they all looked like they could kill you any second but as soon as they saw J they were like scared little puppies.

With J's big hand on my small thigh my heart was racing, about 25 minutes into the drive J starts to discuss the "plan" when we go shopping. It only just hit me that J was going to ROB the whole mall, fuck oh no i was now panicking. I mean why wouldn't i, IM NEXT TO THE FUCKING JOKER WITH HIS FUCKING HAND AROUND MY FUCKING THIGH!!

We finally came to a halt and i realised we had arrived to the place i used to love but now i am dreading it. "Just stay by my side and you won't die" J said to me blankly. I nodded in agreement but then suddenly shots were fired everywhere the goons were shooting innocent people, how the hell could J do this and not even think a second thought?!?

J grabs me and we go into a random shop until the shooting has stopped, It's a Claire's accessory's and J picks up a rainbow heart shaped necklace. "AWWWWWWW issabelleeee we should get thissss" he dragged his words mockingly. I ignore him annoyed that he even brought me here "DONT ignore me!" he shouted in my face now not even an inch from my lips "i mean it" he whispered in my ear. "It's safe now come on let's go SHOPPING!!" J pulled me out of the shop with the friendship necklace in his other hand.

We strolled past loads of dead bodies as i stared in disgust but J just casually walked past like it was nothing. The first shop we went into was a Victoria secret and i was so distracted with what i had just witnessed i didn't realise that J had walked away from me in the shop and had filled a whole basket up with sexy lingerie. He looked over to me smirking "for later baby" he winked then continued his shopping. The next shop was h&m and i got a couple t-shirts and jeans in there and a really tight dress that J said i'm going to wear tonight. Around 2 hours later the two goons carrying the bags couldn't hold anymore but i was more than happy with what we bought **stole sorry** seems as last week i couldn't even afford my own Starbucks.

I genuinely forgot that J had robbed the entire mall and that the goons had to fight off loads of cops but now that I has J's protective hand around my waist and we were now running to the getaway car it all came back. Me and J got into the back of a black Lamborghini and i ended up sitting on his lap in the rush of it all. We just giggled together while trying to catch our breath.. how could i find this funny? it's not, people literally died.. but why am i laughing?