[summary]
↳ aka the author thinks she's funny because she wants to be friends with the feral boys so bad.
[warning/s]
↳ curses, fire because y/n is straight-up spittin' hot rhymes.
[notes]
↳ it was fun making up rhymes that i think the boys would write. it was more fun coming up with my own rhymes. it's not meant to come across as hate, i just really want to roast them LOL also the open-close parentheses are what the people respond to the lines.
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Here's the gist: Quackity would be the one streaming Jackbox for all of these characters. He's always gonna be the one streaming. This is strictly platonic! You are all best friends with them and Quackity have you included in his list of players in the lobby. You guys have done Quiplash, filled with pandering and poo/piss/penis jokes before the streamer suggested that you guys do rap battle.
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Sapnap
He was just done inputting his rhymes. "Oh shit, you're done, Y/n, you're done!"
"Ssstop screaming in my ears! Jeez!" You retaliated, but you laughed with him.
"Oahhh, shit. I don't know." Quackity had a groan in his tone after submitting his prompts.
"No, I don't think I pressed submit on time!" George whined.
Y/n to Sapnap
YOUR RHYMES DON'T FLOW LIKE BANANA (ooh!)
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL WITH THAT LAME BANDANA (OH!)
IF YOU'D BE A TYPE OF WOOD, YOU WOULD BE BIRCH
NOBODY WILL BUY YOUR BORING-ASS MERCH
"OHHH MY GOD!" Karl screamed. "No chance Sapnap wins this!"
"Holy shit, Y/n, you just fucking killed Sapnap! He's dead, your honor!" Quackity bellowed.
"That was fire! Oh my god!" Dream exclaimed.
"If Sapnap wins, it's literally because he had a second-player advantage," George spoke.
"Shut up it's my turn-"
Sapnap to Y/n
SOME SAY I'M FLASHY SOME SAY I'M VOID
WATCH OUT Y/N YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET DESTROYED
I'M SWEET AS HONEY YOU'RE SOUR AS ORANGE
I'M THE BEST WHILE YOU'RE JUST AVERAGE.
"Sapnap really rhymed orange with average-" Karl burst out, making everyone in the call laugh.
"What the hell is wrong with you, it rhymed," Sapnap replied not a second later.
Quackity's loud laughter reverberated through the call when you got a 93% of the votes.
"No, no, chat's biased. They like you more than me," Sapnap pouted.
"You rhymed orange with average!" Karl countered, making Quackity shriek in laughter. "How is chat biased? In fact, it would be biased if they voted you!"
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Quackity
"Ohhh, I'm against Y/n," he said dejectedly.
You internally scoffed at his miserable tone. "Don't worry, Quackity, I'm gonna go completely toxic on you."
"Oh- ho ho! Let's see!" His pitch got higher as he wiped his hands together maniacally.
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