imagines and headcanons

↠woman [dream] ▪︎ oneshot

[summary]
↳ tommy always has the weirdest questions to ask dream, and this particular one may have changed everything.

[warning/s]
↳ corona does not exist here :) fluff!

[notes]
↳ i don't have the time to watch mc streams anymore, so i am not really updated to what is happening. please ignore the inaccuracies at the moment!

↳also i am not really comfortable with calling dream by his real name. we are not colleagues or even friends. we don't know each other so i don't think i have the right to just casually call a content creator- especially a guy, LUL- by their first names. (i know dream had already told his fans that he's fine with it, but i'm not fine with it) i am only going to refer dream and sapnap by their ign. thank you for understanding. enjoy!

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"Dream."

"Yeah?"

"Who is your favorite woman."

He laughed at the inquiry that was thrown at him out of nowhere. "You've already asked me that weird question before, TommyInnit."

"Well, I never really got to hear the answer, did I?" The young streamer retorted. He went back to mining more cobblestone for him to smelt. When he didn't hear anything from the other line, his eyebrows slightly furrowed. "Dream."

"Uh- sorry-" Dream spoke while scratching his nose. "I sneezed."

Tommy ignored his excuse and egged on. "What is your answer, Dream? Who is your favorite woman?" He wore this playful grin on his face.

"Mmh...." The older man trailed off, rather focused on his phone than the voice chat he was in. "Prolly my girlfriend." He was busy replying to a text, your text specifically, that he didn't guard what was about to come out of his mouth. He should've been because he regretted it the moment he said the word.

"Wot?" Tommy instantly made the PogChamp emote with his mouth agape and his eyebrows raised. "Y-your girlfriend?" He said the word ever so cautiously, nervously looking at his chat that had exploded upon the sudden announcement.

By now, his stream was popping off, with more viewers pouring in, reaching a whopping 120k. Tommy was still in a daze, trying to catch on to what the chat was saying. Basically, they were all thinking the same thing the streamer was thinking.

username69695: GIRLFRIEND?@?@@
userwastaken: DREAM HAS A GF WHATDUSJA
userrrrlololol7: CHAT TAKE A CHILL PILL
bruhhhwtf420: chat WeirdChamp

Dream half-heartedly chuckled, letting out a small "Yea." Internally, he was panicking. He wanted to escape out of this situation so bad, but at the same time he has to stay and explain or else he has to prepare you for his stans coming for your ass.

He glanced at Tommy's chat where he was watching it from his phone. "Is it that big of a deal?" He tried to casually, yet subtly calm down the fans and himself.

"I mean," Tommy decided to step in, but he didn't have anything to say. "Do you actually have a girlfriend?"

Dream slightly chuckled at Tommy's disbelief. "Yes, Tommy."

"That's pretty PogChamp. Pogs in the chat if you agree with me. Come on now, chat. Let's filter out the Dream stans with emotes."

usernotfoundlol: PogChamp
420yesiamcoool: PogChamp
dreamnottakenx: GF REVEAL PLSS PogChamp