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↠ expert (quackity) ▪ blurb

[summary]
↳ basically quackity prides off the fact that he has the perfect relationship

[character/s]
↳ quackity, y/n (mentioned), chat

[words & genre]
↳ 964 words. fluff!

[notes & warning/s]
↳ sorry for the lateness! i promise i am trying to post more and write more.... i actually have like 6 drafts!!!!!!!!! one is another part of lore, one is a george x reader, one is a dtqk headcanons, one is the second part to girl friend (tommy). hope u guys are still looking forward! anyways, have this blurb for a while... i really miss quackity

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Ever since Quackity had outed to the world that he has a girlfriend, and everyone is aware that the girlfriend was you, he had to cut off the jokes of being single now. He shouldn't be able to make jokes that he, "never touched a girl's hand, the only thing he touched was the Holy Bible" and other bits such as him being so single that it is depressing.

But this wasn't a problem for Alex. He's the funniest person ever in every situation. Everything he does is so funny and having a girlfriend didn't make a difference.

"Aye, I have a girlfriend, pal! I have a girlfriend!" He raised his hands in mock surrender after Karl had playfully hit on him. "Wait 'til she hears what you just told me!"

He would always say that you're scary when you're angry when you're not that easy to anger at all. Guess it's just up to his fans to distinguish whether he was doing a bit or not because when he gets serious, he would have his voice in a lower octave, pretty much mumbling, and there he gets to occasionally mention a moment with you on stream.

"One time, we had to pull an all-nighter because we have this important thing for school... Y/n wanted to take a nap and asked me to wake her up 20 minutes later. I-," He laughed. "I fucking fell asleep and didn't get to wake her up until the morning." He was full out laughing now. "You can just imagine the rush. We didn't even eat in the morning because this paper was due like- 3 hours from then. We were speeding through everything, we were so frantic... but thank God, we submitted it on time. We were crying in joy!"

The two of you weren't that exclusive, but not that disclosed either. Every once in a while, you would post a Twitter selfie with Alex outside, clearly on a date, while he posts Instagram stories of you.

He was back to watching Mexican soap operas with the chat, particularly La Rosa de Guadalupe, just like old times. This time, it was about e-dating, bragging to his audience that he knows everything there is to know about love, and he is the king of dating which doesn't make sense, but he made it make sense anyway.

A donation popped up on the corner of his monitor, "I e-dated this guy and he told me he was 5'5 but when I finally met him, he was actually 5'2. Safe to say we broke up shortly after."

"You are the worst person," Quackity says with such conviction. He leaned back against his chair. "Yo, yo, listen up. We can't control our fucking height, man. We can't control that shit! You should love us just the way we are." He adjusted himself in his seat. "Look at Y/n for example. She loves me despite of my..." his sentence crumbled, and he stuttered, his cheeks were suddenly flushed. "Uh, you know what? I'm gonna keep that to myself. Fuck you, guys." Quackity laughed. "I'm not gonna outright admit that I'm short on stream!"

He started the video, the classic Las Estrellas logo flashing and the intro began. Quackity cried about how he was terrified when watching the intro, then he and the chat cheered when the guy in the bike finally appeared before the scene faded to black.

Even with the show playing, there were still donations about people sharing their experiences in online dating. You and Alex didn't meet online. Maybe technically online? But the whole friendship bloomed face-to-face. You have online classes with him, the two of you occasionally meet in school until he invited you over to study for the big test. Eventually, the acquaintance flourished into something more, and the closeness became closer... -ness.

"Oh no, no, no, fuck, dude," Alex cringed at the romantic scene. "Why do I feel like Y/n would like this-," he burst into laughter, "She likes those- those cheesy romance stuff." Then proceeds to tell a short, random story about how you forced him to watch a romance movie one night and he just fell asleep through the second half.

And when the white rose finally appeared out of fucking nowhere. "¿Y esta rosa?" The character questioned, making Alex leap out of his scene. He was so hyped that the woman actually said it, so he screamed at the top of his lungs in pure excitement, chat doing the same.

"Let's go! Yes! She said it, she said it!" Alex calmed down for a bit. "Oh my god, that's fucking insane. That's fucking- I wish every time I pray to God that would happen. I wish God was listening to me when I've been praying for a girlfriend for so long." He clasped his hands together and tilted his head up. "I was like, 'Lord, hear my prayer, give me a girlfriend!' and He did." Alex paused for a moment. "Man, I was so blessed when he really did give me a..." he trailed off. "An awesome, awesome girlfriend." He mumbled the last part, but loud enough for the chat to hear and go completely ballistic, while Quackity just moved one like it was nothing, acting as if his words didn't send his chat reeling.

Finally, the episode had come to an end, displaying the last shot of the Virgin Mary. "Holy shit, that was an excellent episode. Chat, let's get a clap."

He took a sip from his water bottle.

"Remember, chat, if you ever want to get some dating advice, you can come to the expert which is me. If you don't want a cringy love life, you can always ask me for advice. I know everything about relationships and dating."

Twitch chat:

y/n: VOUCH

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y/n: VOUCH

y/n: VOUCH