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I have not been in the best mood lately. Mainly because of school being so crazy! I had some questions to ask you guys (that are partly stupid, but still) so please comment your response! I will put my response after each question! (photos are after the q&a) :-)

Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?

I have no clue LOL

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

I don't know, BUT FOR REAL I DO THIS !

Why is it hard for women to put on mascara with their mouth closed?

I don't know, but as a girl who wears mascara, I can say that for me it is true. :-)

What are three things you could buy in combination at a grocery store to make the cashier give you weird looks?

Okay, so I did not think of this, but I found it and laughed REALLY hard at it so I wanted to share it with you guys! This was a two step one. First get the most expensive pack of condoms you can find, go to a cashier and before you check out, no matter how much it is say that is too much. Leave and go back to the same cashier with a thing of plastic wrap, rubber bands, and vaseline O_O LOL :-)

What's your life's theme song? (please put artist it is by too in case someone will want to look it up!)

I actually have an entire playlist of them (more than 200 songs in it, definitely not going to put all of them!), some include "Loser Like Me", "Welcome to My Life", "All My Friends are Fake", "Fighter", "Good Intentions", "Hey Little Girl", "House with no Mirrors", "Human", "How to Love", "I don't Wanna be Sad Forever", "I'm not Pretty", "I've Become so Numb", "Older", "Play Nice", "Pretty's on the Inside", "She Used to be Mine", "Two Faced", "When a Girl", "Would Anyone Care", "Yes & No", "You don't Know" all by Nightcore; "How do you Love Someone" by Ashley Tisdale; "I think I'm Okay" by Machine Gun Kelly; "I'm Gonna Show you Crazy" by Bebe Rexha; "In my Blood" by Shawn Mendes; "Old Me" by 5 Seconds of Summer; "Serious" by MattyB; and "Silent Scream" by Anna Blue!

What's the most epic way you've seen someone quit or be fired?

This jerk that used to work with my dad (this is from before I was born) was leaking inside information to their rival, so the company decided to get revenge by moving him to a job in Texas (he was in Chicago). He moved to Texas, with his family, they had to get a sell their old house, get a new house, start new schools, and his wife had to get a new job. His first day they called him and fired him. After his family did all that.

What's the best/worst practical joke that you've played on someone or that was played on you?

Okay so I had this teacher who HATES any winter music (it doesn't even have to be Christmas, if it involve winter she HATED it) Me and my friends pooled our money together and got 5 little mini speakers. All were hidden in her room and synchronized to play Christmas music non-stop. Since they were fully charged, they played Christmas music the ENTIRE DAY! She kept trying to find them, but she only found two of them :-) we never got caught or in trouble :-) (two were in ceiling tiles [not found], one was under a loose floor board no one told her about [not found], the last was in a cabinet [found], and one was on a high self behind books [found]) :-)

What would be the worst thing to hear as you are going under anesthesia before heart surgery?

"What are we supposed to be doing again?..." "No clue..." "Me neither" O_O uh oh LOL :-)