TREES ARE FUCKUPS.
YEAH I SAID IT.
WE WERE ALL THINKING IT.
ALL BEING TOO FAR APART TO PUT A HAMMOCK ON.
AND BEING ALL SCRATCHY AND SCRATCHING THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
AND HAVING BUGS IN THEM ALL THE TIME.
AND HAVING POLLEN THAT GOES INTO MY NOSTRILS AND SUFFOCATES ME.
AND HAVING STUPID ROOTS THAT TRIP ME.
AND HAVING FALSE BRANCHES THAT BRAKE OFF WHEN I PUT MY WEIGHT ON THEM!
I AM NOT FAT.
STUPID TREES BE CALLIN ME FAT.
I HATE TREES.
ok no I love trees, I'm sorry bby~
