behind the scenes

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Zihao: why are you smiling?

Bakugou: what, I can't be happy?

Hu: Midoriya tripped and fell in the parking lot

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Hu: the food is too hot I can't eat it

Zihao: well you're hot too but I'd still eat you

Hu: *blushes*

Zihao: *winks at him*

Shinsou: *slams hand on table* ONE DINNER, I JUST WANT ONE DINNER

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Hu, dramatically: she was poetry but he could not read

Denki: his name is jared and he was 19

Mina: when his parents built a very strang machine

Sero: watch that scene dig it the dancing queen!

Denki and Mina: AAYYYY MACARENA!!

Bakugou: horible job everyone...

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Aoyama: Bonjour

Hu: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Aoyama: no, I don't want to sleep with you.

Hu: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

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Zihao: Hu, we tried things your way.

Hu: No, we didn't.

Zihao: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Iida: That's not funny.

Zihao: I thought it was funny.

Iida: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

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Hu: : Are you sure Zihao's even gay? They barely even looked at me.

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Midoriya: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.

Bakugou: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

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Hu: Which way did they go?

Zihao: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.

Hu: You could really figure it out from that?

Zihao: No, you idiot, they sent me a text. See?

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Midoriya: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

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Zihao: *Locks Hu in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Hu: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

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Hu about Aoyama: he's speaking some kind of French.

Sero: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.

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Hu: Know why I called you in here?

Zihao: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Hu: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

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Mina: Between Uraraka, Iida, Bakugou, and Zihao -- if you had to -- who would you punch?

Midoeiya: No one! They are my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.

Mina: Bakugou?

Midoriya: Yeah

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Aoyama: How we looking?

Hu: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard.

Aoyama: Like, sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless.

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Aizawa: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Kirishima: It's kind of complicated, but Midoriy-

Aizawa: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Denki: Those pants look great, and I bet they’d look even better on Zihao’s floor.

Hu: Are you hitting on Zihao... for me?