behind the scenes

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Zihao: I have known Shinsou for one day but if anything were to happen to him, I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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Hu, giving the students advice: Be the hot sexy single you want to see in your area

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Random bitch: your student said a bad word

Zihao: I'm very sorry, I'll talk to him

Zihao, smacks Bakugou upside the head: Starhead, what the fuck?!

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Zihao, talking about All Trash: can I shoot him?

Aizawa: not in pubic

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Hu, talking about Hawks to Zihao: I CAN BE A BETTER BOYFRIEND THAN HIM, I CAN DO THE SHIT HE NEVER DID

Zihao: ...who is Hawks again?

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Shinsou: thanks dad

Shinsou: why is everyone staring at me?

Midoriya: you just called Zihao dad...

Shinsou: no I didn't, I said thanks man

Zihao: do you see me as a father figure?

Shinsou: no, if anything you're an older brother because you annoy the shit out of me

Kirishima: YOU RESPECT YOUR FATHER

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Zihao: ugh, what is All Might doing?

Denki: nothing? He's just standing there

Zihao: that bugs me so much

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Zihao: you're the most jealous man I know

Hu: ...you know other men?..

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Hu: I poisoned someone’s drink, but I forgot whose…

Denki: *spits out drink* you WHAT?!

Shinsou: The way this dinner is going, I hope it’s mine.

Zihao: *chugs drink*

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Zihao: *pulls back curtain while Hu is showering*

Zihao: Are we - stop screaming, it’s me - Are we out of vodka?

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Hu: If you really think about it… cereal is just cold soup.

Zihao, head in hands: *muffled screaming*

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Zihao, doing something illegal: if someone catches me, tell them my name is Bakugou

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Aizawa: What’s wrong?

Zihao: *takes long drag of cigarette*

Zihao: My sketchers don’t light up anymore.

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Aizawa: You bought a taco?

Zihao: yes, why?

Aizawa: at a moment like this?

Aizawa: From the truck that HIT Hu?

Zihao: Well me starving ain’t gonna help him

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Shinsou: Ah, fiddlesticks

Zihao: Look, I know this is a stressful situation but let’s watch the fucking language

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Hu: WAIT MATCHA, DON‘T LOOK AT MY LAPTOP!

Zihao: Why??

Hu, sweating: I was doing… uhh… adult things on there

Zihao, glancing at the screen: This is a Buzzfeed quiz.

Hu, slamming the laptop down: What Disney princess I am is none of your business!

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Zihao: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, DENKI GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY APARTMENT! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN HOME!

Denki, f-boy face: no

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Midoriya: I’m like this close to having a mental breakdown.

Iida: Your fingertips are touching.

Midoriya: Exactly

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Zihao, taking Eri and Kota on a day out: They say you can’t choose your “happy meal“ toy

Eri and Kota:  :(

Zihao: *on the phone* Buying another company it is

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Class 1-A: *complaining* Training today was really tough.

Zihao: So is life. And then you die

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Stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*

Zihao: *gently fixes it* There you go, now you can see

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Zihao: my daily routine is simple. I wake up and I suffer.

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Any of the students going through their first break up, crying: whats worse than a heart break

Zihao: an ingrown toe nail

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Bakugou: I'm not scared of Zihao, I just-

Zihao, walks into the room:

Bakugou: please spare me oh great one

I'm running on 30 chicken nuggets and a glass of juice that I'm allergic to. I love life <3

:D someone give fluff ideas cause oh god the next arc is a whoozy, but we finally get to see Doc!