Part 25

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by WDW_SDMN

by WDW_SDMN

Paddy McGuinness placed his knife and fork across his plate. "Can I leave the table now" he said towards Jeremy and Danny vimto who were sitting across from each other. "Wtf u twat of course u can" shouted Jeremy confused

Paddy gets up and walks out of the dining room. " What's up with paddy?", Danny vimto questions aloud."How would I know you silly donkey. If you're worried go talk to him", Jeremy retorts back, taking the plates to the kitchen. Danny thinks for a while and decide to go talk to paddy.

"Are you okay?" Danny asks Paddy who is now outside in the garden. Paddy farts and clutches his bum. "No Danny. I have the shits." Danny gasps and takes a peak at paddy's trousers which are covered in brown stench. Danny licks his lips before talking off his shirt. "Here, use this as a nappy, Jeremy will never notice." Paddy proceeds to secure the shirt around him. "Won't he notice your shirt is missing?" paddy asks. "No. I'm so small he doesn't take any notice."

After Danny's shirt is wrapped around paddy's waist covering the brown stains he bites his lip looking paddy up and down loving that he was wearing his shirt. "Hey paddy remember when we dated ya"

Paddy looks at Danny sadly. " Yeah I remember our time together. We were good." Danny, still biting his lip replies, " we still could be". Danny walks closer to paddy before he stops Danny. "Danny back then was different look at me now. I've got poo on me. You couldn't love me like this"

"I would love you if you had snot all over your nose and shit on your chest. Paddy I will love you any way." Danny climbs up paddy's body and sits on his shoulder. Paddy wiped a tear from his eye. "Ok Danny. We can give this another go. On one condition." Paddy looks at Danny who sits on his shoulder like a parrot. "Can we have a threesome with Jeremy?"

" of course paddy I would love to be in between a paddy and Jeremy sandwich" Danny says with wide smile. Danny and paddy go in search of Jeremy with Danny still in paddy's shoulders. "Hey Jeremy" shouted paddy when he sees Jeremy "wanna have a threesome"

Jeremy stares at Danny and paddy in shock. "Do I want to have a threesome. Is that what you just asked me?" Paddy grins, "if you likey, keep on your lighty" Danny shoots him finger guns. Jeremy paces around the room. "You taking the piss out of me aren't you? We asked you, paddy and Danny when asking Jeremy for a threesome were you telling th truth. You both said yes. Well the lie detector says." Jeremy pauses opening the envelope.

"You were telling the truth." Jeremy places his finger on his chin. "I can't lie boys," he says pausing to look at them. Paddy and Danny wait in anticipation of their answer. "I didn't think you'd ask me any sooner." The three boys cheer in a circle and jump to celebrate. After a few moments, there's a squelch. "What's that smell?" Jeremy says. Paddy looks at Danny. "Is there something in the oven?" Danny says. Paddy clenches his bum cheeks together to hold the smell in.

Paddy tries to hold it in and danny and Jeremy look around for what the smell could be however he couldn't hold it any longer and whatever paddy was holding had come spilling out. All 3 men look done towards the floor seeing the piles on the floor. All men smile towards each other "it's a POO BABY"