Short stories about your favourite people

Part 29

Sexy Patrick star and Harry styles were having a chit chat and sharing choc buttons backstage waiting till it was their turn to go on stage when a frantic looking Dwayne Johnson runs into the room shouting

"i have nits!" dwayne scratches his bald scalp as he worriedly approaches the two who stare in shock. "but Dwayne, you're bald, you can't have nits." harry says as he reaches his fingers to his shiny head. it feels silky to the touch.

What Dwayne did have was fleas cause he is an extremely dirty man, his head was still as soft as a babies bum though. Harry soon realised and screamed "you have fleas you nonce". Dwayne dropped to floor and started crying hysterically.Of course Harry tweeted #DaddyDwanyeHasFleas. Shockingly the females flocked.

While Dwayne was sobbing on the floor all the females crowded around him rubbing his soft bald head none of them caring that Harry was screaming down their ears that Dwayne had flees. Harry of course wasn't going to allow the girls to give all their attention to the bald nonce with flees so

he knelt to the floor and pushed everyone aside, giving dwayne the kiss of life. once their eyes had opened, the girls had done away. wayne reached up to his head and stroked his scalp, no more nits. no more fleas. "you got rid of my skin ants." harry sighs. "i knew it would work all along." dwayne reaches his fingers up to harry's hair and yanks it back full force. "you bitch, you got rid of them! i love my nits! they were tasty!"

"Are you crazy?!!!" Harry screams. "NO i want my nits back you filthy bitch" dwayne had finally had enough of Harry. "My nits were fun and cute and all the girls loved me and now I've lost my sex appeal". Harry stood there not believing a word that came out, "well I guess all your bitches are mine now" Harry said.

At that Dwayne punched Harry square in the face "you don't deserve my girls" anger in his voice and tiers down his cheeks. Dwayne just wanted his girls to love his flees/nits it's the only way he could get a girl and Harry ruined that for him

"dwayne, it's okay. i-i-" harry's voice trembles as his cheeks bleed. "you what, fool?" dwayne wipes his eyes. "I have nits too." dwayne gasps, watching as harry shakes his hair. there were nits in there. "I was the one who gave you them in the first place. while you were asleep last night, i rubbed my hair on your head." dwaynes eyes water again as a smile appears on his face. "but we can both live happily without nits, if you're willing to try."

Dwayne and Harry seem to get emotional and give eachother a hug and forgive eachother, "I think we should embrace our nits together and go out and have a wild sex life together, join in gang bangs and most importantly keep the nits" Dwayne suggested. Harry with a tear in his eyes agreed and were excited for the exciting times ahead.

Harry and Dwayne went there separate ways that night but every weekend they messaged each other asking to meet up and find people who had a love for nits and sex.