Part 22

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one day mason mount was on the floor at the fort and he was very badly hurt.
Mason was sitting up holding onto his leg crying in pain as a massive crowd formed around him when Danny vimto waddled through the crowd towards mason shouting

"I would love to make love to this here man." Danny steps close enough to mason so he's standing near him, holding out a hand Mason barely saw the small man and kicked his shins so Danny vimto joined him on the floor. Suddenly paddy mcguiness runs over to mason and Danny who are screaming in pain on the floor shouting

"No likely, no lighty" paddy shouts towards the two men. Paddy just looks at mason and Danny on the floor and turns towards mason "so mason are you gonna leave your light on for Danny" mason just stares on confused. Just as mason was about to answer Jeremy Kyle ran into the crowd

"Mason, before you answer I think you'd like to hear the results of the DNA test." mason and Danny sit up, paddy sits on the floor in anticipation. "Mason, the results are in. You are the farther of My baby." The crowd gasps, Danny holds paddy hand to mourn the loss of his love. Mason stands, slowly placing his hands over Jeremy's belly. "It's a girl." Jeremy says with tears in his eyes. "Mason, is it true?" KSI storms over shouting. "I'm pregnant with your baby too"

"JJ according to the results of the DNA tests mason isn't the father of your baby" Jeremy replies mason sighing in relief that he didn't have to admit to sleeping around. Everyone looks towards Danny as he shouts " No JJ I am the father"

The crowd gasp. JJ couldn't see the man who spoke, but felt a soft hand on his knee. "Who said that?" He said as he searched the crowd. "'Me Danny Vimto." JJ looked down and scooped the man up. "I didn't think I'd ever see you again." Suddenly, Jeremy screamed. His waters had broke. "Help me!! This baby is coming and fast." Paddy rushed underneath him and opened his mouth to catch the waters. "Yummy mate, got anymore?."

"Ya sure paddy you can have some of mine" JJ says as paddy rush's towards him. Meanwhile Jeremy is lying on the floor where mason was originally lying with a bad leg and is screaming in pain and mason squeezes his hand as hard as possible. "Jeremy I will help you through this I have had many experiences" say imallexx as he walks towards Jeremy and mason in a nurses costume.

"My friends will and James just had their baby, I delivered it." Alex tears off Jeremy's pants and opens his legs. "Open wide." Jezza pushes so hard he breaks masons hand. Suddenly, a ginormous poo rushes out of his bum. "Oh," Alex says. "Sorry, it thought it was the baby. I must've weed myself and needed a poo." Paddy throws up all over JJ. "I just drank your piss? I'd turn my light off for you." Everyone goes silent, then suddenly KSI starts to rap La Lamborghini la Lamborghini

Mason stares on in disbelief at the scene in front of him. He couldn't believe Jeremy gave him false hope this like " how constipated are you to think you were having my baby" mount shouted at Jeremy as Danny vimto lay on top of KSI trying to stop him from singing FWB however it was quite useless for Danny as JJ just stood up and Danny fell face first into the pile of Jeremy's poo

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