Short stories about your favourite people

Part 14

One day, trippier was sulking on the pitch when the manager came and told him some wonderful news.

"Trippier" shouted Southgate "Savannah is waiting for you in the changing rooms" trippier happily got up from sulking on the pitch and started to walk towards the tunnel

Once he reached the changing rooms, he instantly saw sav's face and started to breakdance on the floor. "so happy to see you my beautiful wife." he got up and gave her a big sloppy kiss.

Sav did a charrwheel and dodged his soggy lips. "Tripper, we've been divorced for 8 years. You need to move on", sav retorts back with no regret or concern towards his feelings.

"I can't move on Sav you're all I ever think about day and night" Sav with so much anger slaps trippier around the face shouting "it's not fucking hard you small twat you can barely fucking reach me even on your tiptoes" tears start to form in trippiers eyes

trippier starts to sob so uncontrollably he projectile vomits into savannah's hair. "I'm sorry mommy." trippier gets to his knees and starts to beg. "please don't leave me in this state." suddenly, Mings bursts through the door. "what the heck is happening in here?"

"WTF DID YOU JUST CALL ME". Sav has never felt so much rage in her body."mings, pls get this little man away from me before he throws up on me again and I have a breakdown". "Mommy don't be sad" trippier says still on his knees. Mings stares in confusion."did he just call you mommy."

"Yes he fucking did just call me mommy now plz get him away from me" Sav was disgusted and just wanted the small man away from her so that herself and mings can be together

"I am a vegan." trippier exclaims. the room falls silent. "what has that got to do with anything?" ming says. "I thought it was a great time to announce it." Sav starts to swing her arms around in circles as fast as she could, running at the small man.

"I'm gonna knock your teeth out you little vegan."Sav hits trippier in a windmill motion like in the ksi Vs Logan fight."Sav wait", Ming's shouts. He hands her a slab of fish."Use this." Sav takes the fish and clobbers trippier as he cries."The fish didn't die for this. Pls spare him." " Shutup" sav says as she walks away. "Mings can you help me cook this fish" sav asks "Sure let's go" sav and Ming's cook fish for the club and show them the photos and videos of trippier the vegan being slapped with a fish.