Short stories about your favourite people

Part 6

One day mason mount and dwayne the rock johnson were walking through the park where they bumped into boris johnson using an electric scooter.
"bojo. How you doing?", Mason questioned. But Boris was not over their last encounter and proceeded to run over their toes.
The football lads screamed "oi watch it bojo don't be running over our money makers". Without hesitation, deccers emerged from a tree, as he always watches his bff from afar, and clobbers bojo over the head with a bloo passport.
"wtf", he cried. "YOU LIED. YOU SAID YOU LOVED MY VEGAN SAUSAGE ROLLS...but you lied", Boris says heartbroken.
Boris lay sobbing holding onto his ankle pulling out his vegan sausage roll trying to get him to change his mind.
Unfortunately boris' vegan sausage roll was full of meat, so he was a liar. Bojo pulled his stale hair out and rolled around the floor yelling for trippier to help him out.
Tripper however was having his own panic attack. He could believe it. "What do you mean the sausage rolls weren't vegan. You slag".
Trippier throws himself to the ground crying like the baby he is. All he wanted was some vegan sausage rolls but he got meaty sausage rolls that he count handle.
He cries so hard that sick starts to leak out of his eyes. Meaty sausage rolls reminded him of his detachable magnetic penis that he once lost in Aldi. For Trippier, this was another bad day to add to the several he has weekly.