Short stories about your favourite people

Part 7

Chilwell walked downstairs one day thinking how hungry his was. He poured in 13 wheatabix, but felt unsatisfied with them. He tipped another 12 in, until harry kane walked in and saw what he was up to. "they're much better if you stick them up your bum mate." harry suggests. "I could help you if you like."
Kane walks straight over getting the job done and helping him stick them up his bum.
"if your gonna stick them up there make sure you do it properly, bitch", Kane walked away knowing he'd done a good job.
For kane, that moment was the best of his life. All that he wanted now was to confess to his square, maguire, that he had always loved him, even if his name was actually jacob.

Kane sat in Maguires lap them locking eyes. Both were in a world of there own until Kane attached his lips to Maguire neck and started whispering
"you can kick my balls any day" Maguire flushed, not expecting this from Kane, however he like this new side of him.
Kane held his hand out, hoping maguire would take hold of it and never let it go. Maguire placed his hand into kanes, and blushed. He stood closer, when all of a sudden he felt a sharp nudge in his pants. "Sorry about that," he says, pointing to his boner.

After seeing that they both had boners popping out Kane decided to do something about it and placed his lips onto Maguires and slowly started to move downwards. Kane got so closed to getting maguires pants off until a door opened and a small man named trippier walked through looking displeased with what he was seeing. He walked over to the pair and said "can I join that looks amazing" the pair both shouted "FUCK OFF BITCH".