As the euros started trippier sat on the bench watching as Maguire raced for the ball.
"that should be me", he sang quietly under his breath. He was jealous as it wasn't right that he was on the bench.
He grew angrier and angrier before finally he had had enough. He stood up and ran 100mph across the pitch shouting at each of his team mates, "YOU WANT SOME?? GET OFF THE PITCH BITCH".
John stones ran towards the angry man shouting back "yes I want some give me some".
"FUCK OFF YOU UGLY SHIT!!", the angry man exclaimed. "I'm going to plant my magic beans and get my shit". Stones was sad that the old man would let him have them.
Stones started to cry secretly, licking his tears off of his cheeks. "Pst!" he hears. as he turns around, he is met with his bestie, kyle walker. "you can have my beans if you suck my toes." he says.
John stops crying stating to Walker "I'll suck your toes and the beans at the same time" Walker looking pleased walks closer to John whacking out his beans."ooh. Look at those beans. They match well with your toes." John says. "I knew you'd love them. Go in dig in", walker encourages.
John licks his lips as he bends down to start on Kyle's toes. slowly, he looks up at walker before standing up. "I dont want to suck those toes. I want to suck your lips."
Stones latches his lips onto walkers bottom lip sucking hardly making it red and swollen. Moving from his bottom lip John attaches to kyles top lip making it more swollen then the bottom making Kyle walkers lips looking like kylie Jenners.
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