HYSTERIA

EIGHTEEN - CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE

CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE - QUEEN

"There goes my baby, she knows how to rock and roll. She drives me crazy, she gives me hot and cold fever, she leaves me in a cool, cool sweat."

ARIEL CALLAWAY

"Oh, so I have to take an Uber with the lovebirds?" Harry groans in frustration. "Why can't they take the two person car and we can take the three?" He asks.

"I only ordered a two person Uber." Louis argues.

"So they can take yours!" He fights back.

"It has my goddamn name on it! Just suck it up and get in the fucking car!" Louis yells.

"Hey, you can ride with Louis and I'll ride with Niall and June." I offer to Harry and he's quick to agree.

"While I sure as hell don't want to ride with Louis, I don't want you with him either. Good luck with the lovebirds." Harry tells me, his voice deepening as he leans into my ear.

"It's only what– a seven minute drive? I'll survive." I joke as if he didn't send chills erupting all over my skin.

As soon as I shut the door behind me and cram in beside Niall and June, both of their heads snap to me. "Thought you were riding with Louis?" Niall asks.

"Plans changed. Buckle up, kids." I tease, knowing we've all had our fair share of drinks tonight. I had to stop myself from tripping into this car.

The ride is silent for a while, the Uber driver is playing his own music and he has a plastic sheet dividing the front section of the car from the back, clearly wanting nothing to do with his passengers.

I don't blame him, if I had Niall and June as passengers, I'd do the same.

"Sooo... is tonight the night?" June asks, poking me from the other side of Niall. Somehow Niall got squished between the two of us in the backseat of this car. Although, he doesn't seem to entirely mind.

"The night for what?" I ask.

"You know... you and Harry... or have you already fucked?"

I nearly choke on air as the words leave her mouth. "Oh come on, I saw you two tonight– he was very protective of you. It was sexy." She slurs.

"You think being protective is sexy?" Niall interrupts.

"I think it's sexy when someone knows what– or who, they want." June replies to him.

"Well I know who I want..." Niall starts, letting his hand roam further up June's thigh.

It's when I hear the kissing noises and June's whimpering that I beg in my mind for the driver to hit the gas and get us back to their apartment already.

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"Never. Again." I tell Harry as I stumble out of the car onto the pavement.

Our gazes fall upon Niall and June who have blushing faces as they exit the vehicle I was just trapped in.

"Looks like it's just a party of three tonight then!" Louis exclaims to Harry and I as he watches Niall and June as well.

Great. Just what I wanted. A night alone with Harry and Louis.

Not.

The three of us were able to make drinks quick before moans started echoing from Niall's room. We decided to head up to the rooftop, and watching the steam radiate from the hot tub had me wishing I had a swimsuit.