Jackie Earnie Vs. The Evil Eight

In Hell only the devil can hear you scream.

I was dead. Along with the rest of my squad. we were in hell. not that one. Hell. Our squad regrouped. We saw an ally Mo. Mo squito. He was pissed Al hasn't revived him yet. I talk to him. I'm I ' M. How are you doing today? Moe's leg started eating at him and flying away. He was punched and both of them fell into the lava. The Mosquito leg is mostly unharmed. Moe is suffering. 

"does anyone have a healing power?" Moe asks. Everyone else in the group pretends not to notice him. I walk up. "No i don't have any powers at all." "We came here to get more powers." A figure comes from behind us. It can't be. It isn't the devil. it's banana man. I look again A figure comes from behind us. It can't be. It isn't the devil. it's E. Mergenc E.  I look again A figure comes from behind us. It can't be. It isn't the devil. it's Dinosaur fucked guy.  I look again A figure comes from behind us. It can't be. It isn't the devil. it's They're Great !!  I look again A figure comes from behind us. It can't be. It isn't the devil. it's All 12 of them.  I look again A figure comes from behind us. It can't be. It isn't the devil. it's Crunch guy.  I look again A figure comes from behind us. It can't be. It isn't the devil. it's Hot potato.  I look again A figure comes from behind us. It can't be. It isn't the devil. it's Hok E. pok E.  I look again A figure comes from behind us. It can't be. It isn't the devil. it's I don't even know. I look again A figure comes from behind us. It can't be. It isn't the devil. it's The man in the pirate outfit. I look again A figure comes from behind us. It can't be. It isn't the devil. it's Lot ery Ticket. I look again A figure comes from behind us. It can't be. It isn't the devil. it's who cut the cheese. I look again A figure comes from behind us. It can't be. It isn't the devil. it's Roy G. Biv. 

More like Roy G bitch. Roy somehow was back to normal from the last time. Also he died for whatever reason. "I guess I'm how I once was in life." "My evil deeds have trapped me here." Roy walked in the judgement line. There was a figure. He had red ears. He was The no the devil no the devil. He was all casual. "Hey whatsup. have you seen Jackie Earnie yet? I really don't want to talk to you guys yet. I want a Jackie Earnie reunion. 

E. and They're are confused. "But we both met you before. We know you from the last universe." The devil shut his ears. "LALALALALALLALALALALLALALALALALLALALALALLALALLALALA." he said quietly. E. was the most confused. "You gave us our powers. How could we have done this?" The devil was pouting "I dunno" "Cry about it!" E. just gave in. They're grabbed a lemon and removed the lemon juice from the devils eyes, filling p the lemon again. esirprus nomel! Since it was the inverse of his powers he could make someone remember what they had for breakfast. the breakfast of the last world!

The devil remembered. "I didn't eat anything that day." But I remember both of you." 'So what powers do you guys want?" "Also how are we here?" E. and They're could know why. "Only Jackie Earnie remembered the last universe. "I guess you do to." The devil nodded. He looked at I'm. "Let me catch up with my friends." You guys pick out whatever you want for a power. it's on me!" 

Everyone ran into the power store. They looked at all of them big powers small powers slimly powers ones with coconut flavoring. 

they go into the store and see the first power. If I show anyone something I like I cease to exists. 

eat karate books and gain superpowers 

clothes are a physical regrow able part of your body. (has to take hat off.)

Laser pointer eyes which he always follows. he is a human who is surgically turned into a cat. he also cant be flipped upside down.

8d vision 

retarded snot clones

Drain power which sends all stuff to the drain dimension.

Gay tree power