Jackie Earnie Vs. The Evil Eight

Jackie Earnie vs the Evil 8

Both Gangs were having Drunch. They saw the other staring at them. On one side we have

Jackie Earnie, Quackie Learnie, Flaxie Blearnlie, Al co Hol, and Peter Papernotcut. The other guys were out of commission.

On the other side was Banana Man, Earl (who wasn't here due to a doctors appointment.) They're great !!, All 12 of them, The man in the pirate outfit. I ' M, Roy and Lot ery Ticket. 

Jackie Earnie asked Al to teleport and grab Elliot so he could make this an even fight. Eliiot was in a complete body cast. We all stood across our opposites Dr. Q cumber said he had a stomach ache and would appear in the next story Jackie Earnie vs the evil 8 2. As well as 76 percent. 

Still we need a ref. Lot grabbed one from the multiverse. One from the multiverse was the best referee around. Alright first fight All 12 of them vs Flaxie Blearnlie! 

All and Flaxie walked with their hands to shake them. All moved his hand behind him all cool like. Flaxie was embarrassed. He grabbed some light and started stabbing All with it. All used his Shadow shield to defend himself. He grabbed a shadow chair and smashed it over Flaxie's head. Flaxie grabbed a light chair and smashed it over All's head. They each grabbed a gun. They started shooting light bullets and shadow bullets at each other over and over. They punched they stabbed but in the end the battle was still goin on.

All tried to eat Flaxie but Flaxie grabbed light sand and threw it in his eyes. But All grabbed dark sand and threw it in Flaxie's eyes. "We are evenly matched." All and Flaxie heled their hand behind their back with their fingers crossed. "Good game?" Flaxie said. "Good game." All and Flaxie both went for the juggular and got a double ko. 

One checked on both of them "double Ko." Score is 1 to 1. Elliot vs I ' M! Elliot was thrown onto the ground in front of I ' M. "ready set go!" I 'M looked at his opponent.  I ' M was sad he wasn't warm. He looked at himself. What could he possibly do? He saw his gloves/skin and started to rip it off for him. next was his hat and his jacket. He screamed in severe tremendous pain. He also dies of blood loss since the coat was essentially a new layer of skin for him. 

Elliot wins! Elliot is teleported back to the hospital and  I ' M was taken there too.

score is 2 to 1

One picked to names out of a hat. Al co Hol and Lot ery Ticket. Lot ripped off his shirt with his mind. Al did the same. Why was Lot wearing 2 shirts? who knows. Lot went to a claw machine and Al grabbed his dice. before they fought Lot was explaining how Al had ruined his life. How he was his long lost brother and how he never got any respect. 

Al was confused. "Uh are you lying about that?" Lot smiled. "yes, mostly." I have to tell you my real backstory now. See we were in the same class. Al interrupted "No we weren't you have to be like 5 years younger than me." Lot smiled "Always the clever detective." No you see I was like walking by your house and I was like ewww I stepped in dog poop gross, so I walked over to your fence to wipe off my shoe then I was struck by lighting and given my powers. Then I saw THE clover and boom!"

Al begrudgingly accepted this reason although his powers were earned not given to him by magic lightning. And he earned his luck. Al rolled as Lot cheated at the claw machine game. Both were going to die. Both started their revives. Lot and Al survived but Al and Lot kept teleporting around everywhere and throwing dice like crazy. Lot was cheating at 37 claw machines all at once. Al then did his famous trick. He chugged 104 percent Alcohol and got shitfaced. "If I do a perfect backflip your soul gets erased Lot ery Ticket." 

Lot ery ticket was about to cheat on a bigger claw machine. "Same to you Al." "See you in hell!" Lot ery is quicker on the draw. Al dies. Lot then grabs Al's body "SEE!" "I WON!" I-I won. My life has no purpose now. Lot walked off into the sunset.

Al came back 7 seconds later. "whew that was a tough escape. couldn't get a 6 for the longest. but I was committed. he was holding a 5 sided die.  

2 to 2 

They're and Quackie Learnie we're up next. They're grabbed a starfruit. Quackie adjusted his pants. "Looking gay They're it's been a while. They're knew he was basically a clone of Jackie Earnie so he had to be worried. They're went in for the first blow "Lemon surprise!" he squeezed a lemon at Quackie Learnie's eyes but he grabbed Peter to take the damage. They're kept squeezing the lemon until lemon juice was in Peters body. His lungs and nearly his entire body was filled with lemon juice. but he wasn't drowning! 

Peter then sprayed the lemon juice in They're's eyes. Quackie Asked: "What did you have for breakfast They're? They're's reaction was scary. He had used his power on himself. his breakfast he had would be forever lost to time. He had one last trick up his sleeve. "Starfruit supirse!" he aimed it at Quackie's eyes. The starfruit made him forget what he had eaten for dinner. Before Quackie could react They're did a Lemon suprise then a new follow up attack "Grape Suprise!" Quackie Forgot his Lunch. 

Quackie grabbed They're. "You son of a bitch how could you?" "My whole day of eating!....GONE!" Quackie grabbed They're's body and jumped into space. Can I use the Bathroom was jumping from the international space station "BELLY FLOP!" when Quackie They're and Can collided and all 3 blew up. 

One was bored. "Man these guys are all going to come back in the next part aren't they?" Al nodded "Yeah probably." Roy and The were fighting and both killed eachother when Roy was cracking his fingers and teleported them into the pain universe.

There was only one fight left Jackie Earnie vs Cool Jackie Earnie. Cool Jackie Earnie was Standing up at a hulking 10 foot 1.347489767478916478617846123784678136478168746784937389178943710347170 inches. He showed his werewolf fangs and his werewolf strength. He was giving blood away freely. He was the weakness Jackie Earnie Thought he would never have. Cool then slipped on a banana peel and slammed into a wall. He then sees a man in the distance. Jackie Earnie slams his foot against the wall to pretend he's hurt.

"Anyone need an assist?" It was Captain Battle's Protégé. Glass Cannon! Glass Cannon went up to Cool Jackie Earnie and turned his arm into glass. Float like Glass....STING LIKE GLASS! he broke his arm into a ton of pieces. Captain Battles Ghost cheered Glass on. "For the Glory of battle!" Glass then turned his leg into glass and then it also Shattered into a million pieces. 

Glass wasn't giving up that easily however. He Punched one more time. "When there isn't any hope a man showed me how to have hope!" "His cathphrase always lifted my spirits!" "I'll say it again!" He took a deep breath in before turning his head into glass. "VILLIANS I WILL RAPE YOU!" His head crashes against Cool Jackie Earnie's werewolf skin. Cool smashes what's left of him and throws it off of the cliff. 

Cool then sighs of relif. "Wow I thought I was gonna die there." Jackie Earnie Stabs Cool through the heart with a garlic wooden stake to the heart. Jackie Earnie Screams to the sky for he won.

We see a man looking at this fight. A doctor. A Q. Cumber if you will. He has his henchmen Feather Tar and Rubber glove grab the leftover villians and heros. "Grab Glass cannon as well, we have some work to do."

Jackie Earnie is back at base with the remaining members of the hero leauge that wasn't given a name until now. Al and Jackie are playing Go fish with God. Al looks at his cards. "I bet you have a 37." God manifested a 37 card so the universe wouldn't destroy itself again. 

God looked down at Al "You thought you could get me with that one again?" "Wow you must think I'm stupid!" Al shrugged. "I thought the world is supposed to end in some stupid way everytime?" God waved his finger. "Eh."