Jackie Earnie Vs. The Evil Eight

Jackie Earnie in Hell?

The devil appeared. I'm "here" Jackie earnie. Jackie Earnie was sleeping upside down, like a vampire. The devil grabbed an air horn and turned it up to a 6. "meow?" the horn said. I wake up. "Devil. It's you!" Jackie Earnie went to hug his friend. Al walked into the room as well. "Devil." "Alfred." The exchange was tense. 

The devil got over this "bring it in." Al hugged him to. Then Quackie and the rest of the team went in and wow it was great. The devil showed us a power. "We have a power here which can stop the evil 8 but we're going to require a test." "A test of skill." You'll be having to fight a-uh, something." I don't know Robot Frankenstein." Robot Frankenstein appeared. 

"What sort of power are we talking about devil?" Eliot asked. The devil smiled. "light is now a physical force to you." "So if you turn on the lights you'll be slammed on the ground at light speed. neat huh?" Everyone now knew the stakes. Rock sentience guy was up first. "oh I see how it is." Rock threw his rocks at Robot Frankenstein. Robot Frankenstein grabbed Rock and obliterated his head. "Ouch Rock said. "But i'm not done yet!" Rock surprise! He squeezed a rock into Robot Frankenstein's eyes. Robot Frankenstein then ripped him in half vertically. 

"you think that would kill me but you're mistaken!" He threw another rock! "Special rock!" He thought to himself. "this rock is embossed with consciousness so I have an advantage! The rock thought "What just happened? What is this?" The rock then smashed into Robot Frankenstein and ceased to exist. Rock (not the rock he threw) thought wow I think I'm gonna die! Robot Frankenstein then destroyed his brain. 

Rock has died. C. Ment walked into the ring. "Anyone want to cum?" he smashed his fists together. He then used his cement powers to attack Robot Frankenstein. Robot Frankenstein started to use "anti jackie earnie concrete monster who cam alive out of his sperm spray." C. Ment was writing in pain. "Just end it!" Robot Frankenstein then killed him. 

Wizard Co. Hol was up next. "let me order something. something nice!" he ordered an apache helicopter and the random person it killed was Milk Lord. He started to fire up the guns but Robot Frankenstein threw the helicopter into the ocean. Wizard tried opening the doors. "I'll wait for the pressure to equalize! He was floating to the bottom of the Mariana trench.

Giant cockroach was up next. he slipped on a banana peel and died. Cough syrup was really up next. Robot Frankenstein used liqid fart spray and sprayed the whole can down his throat. He stood there. motionless. He started collapsing on the floor. He couldn't cough. He didn't know what to do. "Cough Cough Syrup!" Jackie earnie said to try and encourage Cough Syrup.

Then Robot Frankenstein shove a canister of tear gas down his throat. He started crying but wouldn't cough. He tried to use his sub ability that he had to remove all confetti since someone did that to him once but it wouldn't work. 

Cough syrup was loosing conusisness. is this the end? he thought to himself. If that's the case...then. he threw a rock in Robot Frankenstein's eyes making him have to rub his eyes. "One final act for your local neighborhood Cough Syrup!" Everyone cried out.  "NOOOOO!" Your went to punch Robot Frankenstein but he also slipped on a banana peel. "I guess Jackie Earnie is your commander now." He died. 

Eliot grabbed a ladder and aimed it at Robot Frankenstein. He went down it at light speed. "KEEEEE YAH!" he slammed into him but nothing happened. Robot Frankenstein had a power. "immune to all of Eliot's attacks." He broke Eliot's leg and threw him into a wall. Federal had a gun materialize out of the universe that no one saw and was untraceable. "Take this Robot Frankenstein!" He shot it and it hit Robot Frankenstein's leg. "We can do this Federal said. "We're close!" Federal was punched into Eliot. 

Quackie and Flaxie grabbed a bullet from their weapons. Peter was grabbed by Robot Frankenstein and he was shoving lemon juice down his throat and attempting to cut him with paper. Peter was in his zone. He spit out all his lemon juice into Robot Frankenstein's eye that Cough Syrup threw. Robot Frankenstein staggered. 

Quackie threw a bullet at the speed of sound and Flaxie caught up to grab the bullet and throw it again, even harder. Jackie Earnie then shot that bullet to curve into Robot Frankenstein's other leg. Robot Frankenstein winced in pain. "ooh owwie ooh double owwie." 

Cheese Stapler grabbed his spear and threw it at Robot Frankenstein. It pierced his heart. Robot was dead. Everyone who was alive looked at Al. Al was sleeping. "Guys lets do a prank on him!" Jackie Earnie grabbed frozen oganesson and smashed it on Al's face. He started screaming from the radioactive pain he was given. Al then died. He came back after 5 seconds. "Wow that was funny." His old body was just lying there. "Are any of you going to eat that?" Al asked.

The devil sneezed the power into Flaxie. "Ewww man not cool." Flaxie still had to lick up the power or it wouldn't work. 

With both sides powered up a showdown will commence. Dr. Q cumber was standing behind him and was grinning "All accordion to plan." he played his accordion. All According to plan.