SHREK X SONIC 💚💙

Chapter 3: What is it?

a/n: this is my favorite chapter i've ever written.. get ready. its cinematic i promise

Sonic yelped, and clentched his stomach. He reached for his phone, and dialed Shrek's number. It rang, but there was no answer.

"Oh come on.." Sonic groaned in impatience, and quickly decided to call 911.

"911, what's your emer--"
"LORD HAVE MERCY PLEASE HELP ME IM IN LABOR." Sonic screamed at the top of his lungs, in agony. 
"We'll be right there sir." The operator hung up, and in 0.3 seconds the ambulance showed up. A very sexy, buff, man threw open the door and carried Sonic out in an elegant, bride-style type of way. It was a man with blue overalls, brown hair, and a red shirt.. who could this sexy man possibly be?.. Sonic closed his eyes from the tearing pain, and next thing he knew, he woke up in a hospital bed.

"Urghh.. what's going on.." Sonic groaned, looking at all the wires connected to him.
"You passed out.. BUT! Good news.. You're about to be a Father!!!!" The sexy red man from earlier said cheerfully, and held Sonic's hand. Sonic looked away, his cheeks tinted a shade of pink. 
"Alright.. we are ready to begin the birth process. Spread- your- uh-- legs.." The red man stuttered awkwardly, as Sonic did as he was told.

Suddenly... Sonic let out a sharp yelp, as he could feel something.. crawling out. 

"HELP!! IT'S ESCAPING!!!!!!!" Sonic screamed, as the red man gripped his hands onto Sonic's beefy thighs.
"Hey.. it'll be okay.. I'm gonna guide the baby out."
"I-I don't think it needs guidance.. OH MY GOD LORD HAVE MERCY!!" Sonic screamed, as he gripped onto the hospital bed sheets in fear.. the baby began to shove it's way out of Sonic's gotta-go-fast-ussy at a rapid speed.. the doctors watched in suspense, and at last.. the baby had officially pushed it's way out.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT." Sonic screamed, as the.. thing. began to burst into tears.
"Uh.. I do admit.. it is kind of ugly. Who's the father? The other father." The red man asked, as he stared at the thing with disgust.
"Well.. my ex. He was a green muscular ogre.. but we.. we--" Sonic stopped, as his eyes began to water.
"Hey, it's alright.. anyway umm let's get back to how fucking ugly that disgusting fuck is.. honestly makes sense.. related to a god damn ogre and shit." The red man commented aggressively, as Sonic slowly nodded. He gently picked up the creature he had somewhat birthed, and held it gently in his arms. 

Suddenly... the thing grew massive arms and claws, and it started tearing Sonic's face apart.
"JESUS CHRIST." Sonic shouted, throwing the disgusting creature across the room. It started sobbing, aggressively. 

"CALL THE POLICE!!!!!!!!"