Dumb Fanfic Moments [ narusasu | sasunaru ]

Part Three

1. Book titles always some deep shit like Remember Me or Is It Love?

2. Hinata stutters, like, all the time:

Naruto smiles. Hinata smiles and stutters.

Naruto talks. Hinata smiles and stutters.

Naruto walks. Hinata smiles and stutters.

Naruto kills her family. Hinata smiles and stutters.

Can we ever see a kick-ass Hinata-chan, please?

And the worst thing is that she only gets like one line in the whole story with 50+ chapters.

3. Kyuubi is portrayed as some crazy-ass cousin or brother who tries to fuck up Naruto and Sasuke's relationship.

4. Naruto and Sasuke goes to a public high school were bullying was a constant problem and they are gay openly but no one cares?? Let's be real here.

5. Naruto and Sasuke's daily conversation is dry af:

Sasuke: Hn.

Naruto: What did you say, teme?!

Sasuke: Shut up, dobe. *smirks*

Naruto: TEME!!!!!!!?!!!

Sasuke: Hn. Usuratonkachi.

Um, why do fanfics like these even exist?

6. Naruto never changes his clothes it's always an orange hoodie with black skinnies.

7. Characters always shower when they're emotional distressed and tries to burn themselves.

Stripping off my clothes, I tossed them aside-

Oh so now this is turning into a strip show?

and stepped into the shower. The water was too hot, but it felt good burning on my skin. I relaxed my aching muscles and tried to clear my head.

Please don't try to burn yourself during a shower that means medical fees and loads of Tumblr shit which I do not want to bring into this.

8. In slave fics Sasuke is the sadistic owner and Naruto is the traumatized mute.

9. Naruto's family backgrounds are never clear.

10. Naruko is the sister character.