Dumb Fanfic Moments [ narusasu | sasunaru ]

Funny Naruto Facts - Part Dos

1. Kabuto is the name of a pokemon. Kabuto! I CHOOOOOSE YOOOOUUUUU!!!!11!!1

2. Lots of guys like to wear makeup. Kiba has his red triangles, Kankurou has purple lines on his face, and lets be honest: Deidara's eyeliner game is on point.

3. Kakashi has a plant named Mr. Ukki. Hah.

4. Did you notice how Choji lost weight over the series? I'm proud of you, homie.

5. Itachi was always nice to the other Akatsuki members even though he never received the same respect back. Itachi, you're too nice.

6. Naruto is the only Uzumaki with blond hair. The power of genes is scary.

7. Naruto is a Libra, Sasuke is a Leo, and Sakura is an Aries. I totally understand why Sakura is an Aries but why isn't Sasuke a Scorpio??

8. In East Asian culture, the nine tailed fox is a demon who disguise itself as a beautiful women and seduces men whether for mere mischief or in order to consume their bodies and souls. In other words, Naruto is a total slut. For Sasuke.

9. Everyone from the Sand carries something on their backs which is necessary for their battles. They come prepared so you better watch out.

10. Where did all the phones and TV and walkie-talkies come from if you don't have cars and guns? If it was me I would just shot the motherfucker in the head and it will all be over. Amen.

Thank you for all the support! I'll continue to dig deeper for juicer moments and facts! —KURUMI