Dumb Fanfic Moments [ narusasu | sasunaru ]

Part Six

1. Fuck the plot, we're all here just for butt-sex, so can we please just have that now?

2. There's always something messed up, like Naruto's parents are abusive, or Naruto himself is abusive. Sasuke probably ran away from home, and was raped or something and now he can't speak.

3. Naruto is the sun, and Sasuke is the moon.

Heh, I actually just thought this one up. Can someone please use this as the main theme in their fic? I would love to see it.

4. It's cute that Naruto appears as a fox, but CAN WE PLEASE NOT HAVE A HUMAN AND AN ANIMAL HAVE SEX PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IT'S TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART.

5. Sasuke's 'duck-butt' hairstyle is mentioned countless times.

6. Why does Neji / Kiba have to play the sad jealous ex-boyfriends who once loved Naruto and is now trying to take him back by force and rape?????????

Idea: Neji / Kiba are NICE.

7. Once Naruto and Sasuke becomes a couple, suddenly everyone turns gay and goes for their best friend.

I mean, I don't hate it or anything, but it might be nice to have a straight couple for a change.

8. There's only two types of NSN fics: a) so sweet you'll get diabetes from it and b) so sad you'll get cancer from it.

Either way it's pretty shit.

9. There is never a valid explanation for the absence of their parents or relatives.

Oh wait. Itachi killed them all.

10. Pretty sure Sasuke is a genetic mutation caused by a radioactive leak.

COMMENTS AND SUGGESTIONS PLEASE! Thanks for reading! - CHRISSY