Dumb Fanfic Moments [ narusasu | sasunaru ]

Part Four

1. Sasuke, Kiba, Neji, Gaara, Shikamaru and Choji are 'the gang'.

2. Either the cover pic sucks or the story sucks. Sometimes both sucks and you still read it.

3. Naruto can't cook for shit, yet Sasuke can when he's the rich kid who needs no skills like this to survive.

Oh yeah, I forgot. Naruto lives on cup-noodles.

4. Shitty book reviews.

The two opposites will meet and might just fall in love.

Well no shit bruh.

5. It's always Sasuke who is the demon, vampire, zombie, drug addict, etc. Naruto just runs around getting fucked.

6. Kakashi is the perverted teacher who doesn't give a shit about his students and is always reading his porn books.

For some reason he hides behind a mask and he's not even sick.

We're not playing ninja cosplaying here unless he's a doctor or something can we not bring anime clichés into this story?

7. Sasuke turns into a cat and gives Naruto a blow job during his sleep.

How small is your dick Naruto I don't understand and well done Sasuke for not biting it off I hear that cats' got sharp teeth.

8. Main characters never die.

The fans can't take a sad ending.

9. Naruto gets beaten up and magically Sasuke appears and beats the bullies up.

10. Sasuke developes an interest in Naruto and suddenly everyone is trying to rape him.

Calm down you horny fuckers.