Dumb Fanfic Moments [ narusasu | sasunaru ]

Part Seven

1. 'Once upon a time, Naruto met Sasuke, they fell in love, had steamy hot sex, and lived happily ever after.' Um, NO. STOP RIGHT THERE.

Excuse me, but what the fuck is that? What's a love story if I don't get to see them getting together? What's the point of a whole story if they're going to be together from the start?

It would be great to see a story where Naruto and Sasuke try to get accepted by society and the process of it all. I think it would be very inspiring.

2. Naruto and Sasuke can literally start snogging each other during class and nobody would care.

Yeah. That's totally believable.

3. All their friends seem to already know about their feelings for each other and are all ok with it.

I DON'T GET IT. WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT IT. THIS IS A LIE, A FALSE CONCEPT OF WHAT REALITY SHOULD BE.

4. NSN fanfics only follow one format.

I get it: a) Naruto is a blond idiot who has a childhood trauma of being shunned for who he is b) Sasuke is depressed but well dressed c) Itachi is a shady motherfucker I GET IT I REALLY DO.

I feel like all the stories - on Wattpad especially - are all the same. Just because they are fanfics doesn't mean they have to follow every single little thing the manga / anime has done. Naruto doesn't have to be blond, nor does he have to have 'whiskers' on his cheeks. Sasuke doesn't have to have a 'duck-butt' hairstyle nor does he always have to dress in black.

All the characters are always given the exact same personality, and it's really boring to the read about the same thing over and over again.

Make it your own story. Please.

GIVE ME SOME DIVERSITY!

5. Sasuke is on a business phone call of some sorts and Naruto - for the sake of living an 'exciting life' - decides to give Sasuke a BJ under the table.

Oh. My. God. I don't even want to discuss this situation.

No but honestly though what the hell are these surprise attacks.

6. Sasuke is always Dom.

Hey, Naruto can get it turnt, too.

7. Naruto is involved in some underground business with Sasuke.

I don't always want guns and drugs and rape. It would be nice to read a normal, cutesy high school love-love story.

Actually can someone write a fic based on Toradora? That would be fucking awesome.

8. Confusion on using Japanese or English expressions.

Nobody wants to see people calling each other 'senpai' when they're in America.

Get your facts straight.

9. Weeb culture.

Someone had to say it.

It's not bad to be interested in another culture, but there's a BOUNDARY. AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO KYOUKAI NO KANATA. See what I did there? Kyoukai no Kanata? Beyond the Boundary? No? Ok. You should watch it, if you haven't before. It's good, really.

And no, you do not know what you're talking about if you only know 'kawaii' or 'senpai' and can't even write it out in Kanji.

10. Dead characters.

No character developments, whatsoever. Like I mentioned before, all characters are the same. There's no diversity, it's boring. That's what makes a bad fanfic.

I genuinely hope I didn't offend anyone. These are quiet touchy subjects, so... But it's a rant book, anyways. Thanks for reading, and as usual: comments and constructive criticism, please! - CHRISSY