what if we...in the löded diper van? | rodrick h.

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After we ya know we stayed in his bed making out for a couple of minutes before going back to the party. When we got back down, everyone was dancing and to my surprise, I spotted b/f/n grinding on Chris. I looked over to Rodrick with wide eyes.
He laughs at me and shrugs.

"Wanna join them?" he said with a smirk.

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The rest of the night was a complete blur and the next morning, I woke up to find myself spooning with Rodrick on the living room couch. One of his arms was under my head and the other one on my stomach. I moved into him and his arm began to caress my thigh.

"You awake, gorgeous?" he said in his deep sexy morning voice. I moaned a yes. He moved the hair from my face and left a sloppy kiss my neck. I rolled over to face him. He began to passionately make out...morning breath and everything.

-small smut warning- ⚠️

I was still wearing my dress from the night before. Rodrick's hand slid up from my thigh to my underwear and slipped a finger inside. He started to rub my cl*t, making me wet.

"Sit on my face, princess."

I got up and moved myself so my opening was directly on top of his lips. He used his finger to move my underwear to the side and started to kiss my lips. Then, started to lick me wildly. I let out a small moan. He grabbed onto my ass for support and pushed his tongue deep inside, moving it around in circles. It felt so wet, apart of me wanted to push away but the other wanted him to never stop.

The phone started to ring but we didn't care. He continued to clean me up, while I gasped with pleasure. Then the phone stopped ringing and it went to voicemail.

- smut over -

"Hi, Rodrick.. It's mom. Manny isn't feeling well, so we are coming home. See you in an hour. I love you."

OH FUCK.

Rodrick and I took a quick look around the house. Food spilled on the floor...red cups everywhere...everything is in a different place then it's supposed to be....SUSAN'S GOING TO KILL US!!

"Ok, I'm going to take a piss, then we gotta clean this all up, before your mom comes home and whoops both of our asses," I said as I slid off the couch.

I ran to the washroom and saw that door had been graffitied with the words RODRICK RULES.

"SHIT, RODRICK! DO YOU HAVE ANY PAINT?"

*one cleaning montage later*

The house was worse than we thought. The outside was covered in toilet paper and we couldn't find any paint, so we had to replace the door completely. Hopefully, no one notices.

"Is that everything?"

"Ya, I think so, the place looks clean...maybe a little too clean," Rodrick ran to the kitchen and came back with a bag a pretzels. Then, he started sprinkling them on the floor.

"Rodrick, what the hell! I just vacuumed the carpet!"

"Sorry, babe. It needs to look believable."

I laughed and shook my head. I ran over to him to give him a quick kiss on the cheek before I left but then the door started to opened.

"Shit, uhh, oh who even cares," he said as he grabbed my arm to sit me down on the couch, then quickly turned on the t.v.

Susan opened the door and walked in with the rest of the Heffley family.

"Hi, sweetie! Are you feeling any better?" his mom said. His dad looked over to the couch and spotted me.. "Rodrick, what did we say about having peo-"
Susan hit his arm, "Frank, honey don't be like that," Then she started to mutter, "I like y/n, she's a good influence on Rodrick. She's very smart and helps him with school. Plus she's very pretty." I smiled at them awkwardly and looked over to Rodrick, who looked slightly embarrassed.

"Sorry, Mr.Heffley. We were just watching t.v...I'll get going."

"No, it's ok, y/n. You're glad to stay as long as you like," Susan said to me. "Do you have any dinner plans? We would all love to have you for dinner."

"No, no. I don't have any plans. I would love to stay for dinner."

i forgot who it was but this chapter is dedicated to that one person who asked to sit on rodrick's face...

WHOOP WHOOP!! I UPDATED.

ALSO I want them to go on like a date soon, so someone give me some cute date ideas! oki..bye for now :)