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2:30pmI run to b/f/n's locker after all my classes finish since she was driving me her to place to hang out. She didn't see me coming, so I slowly walked behind her.
"Boo!" I screamed into her ear.
"Ah!" she turns around. "Y/n you scared me," she laughs.
"I know," I laugh with her. "So what's the plan for girls night?"
"Well, first you gotta spill the tea about what you and your boyfriend were doing in the closet today during third period."
My eyes widen. She...she saw that?!
"Oh uh... we volunteered to help the janitors clean the school for volunteer hours."
She saw straight through my lie.
"I know you guys did some nasty stuff in there," she laughed. Shit. "But to be honest, I ain't even surprised considering how obsessed you are with those court of thorns and roses books. Everyone thinks smart girls who love to read are so innocent, but BOY are they wrong."
I can't stop but laugh at her mini rant.
"Hey, you like those books too missy," I retort.
"And? I'm not saying I wouldn't do the same." We laugh, and start heading to her car. I'm so lucky to have her as a friend.
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the next day at 5:00pmI was making myself a steak and cheese sandwich when I heard my phone buzz.
sexy drummer boyfriend 🥁🥵
Party at my place. Rodrick
"Omg, he actually did it," I laughed. Looks like his parents fell for him faking sick. My phone starts to buzz again.
4lifer❤️
GURL
i just got ur bf's e-blast
i'm picking you up in 20 minutes
put something hotON IT
I run to my closet to find a hot outfit for the party.
Then, I quickly put on some eyeliner, mascara, lip gloss and blush. The door bell rings.
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the partyWhen we got to his place, you could hear the music from the driveway.
"OH THIS IS GONNA BE SICK!" b/f/n screams. She takes my hand and drags me inside.
When I enter the house, I immediately start looking for Rodrick. I find him in the kitchen, pouring himself something in a red plastic cup. omg he looks sexy as all hell with his eyeliner. i really need him to just rail me. like damn.
"HEY PRINCESS!" Rodrick spots me from across the room and shouts. I quickly run towards him. "Glad you could make it."
He grabs my ass with one hand and cups my face with the other to kiss me.
"I can't believe you pulled this off Rodrick," I laugh. "You're such an idiot."
He smiles and pulls me into him for another kiss. He grabs me harder where I like it and we start making out against the kitchen cabinet. Oh god I'm getting horn-
"AY RODRICK!" I hear someone shout. "YOU SCORED THE HOTTIE WITH THE YODA T-SHIRT. NICE GOING MAN!" The fuck...
Rodrick pulls his lips away from mine and sighs.
"Can't you see we are a little busy here Bill?" he laughs and smiles at me apologetically.
"Hey sweetheart," Bill looks at me and says. "If your little drummer boy ever messes up, I'm only one call away." He winks. Oh my god, I'm gonna cry. He's clearly intoxicated.
"Alright alright Bill. That's enough. Now screw off."
Bill rolls his eyes and walks towards some drunk chick flirting with the wall."Come here princess," Rodrick takes ahold of my hand. "Let's go somewhere where we can have a bit more privacy." He winks. I feel tingly. Calm down
y/n sheesh."Ya sure. Where do you have in mind?"
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Fanficrodrick heffley fanfic | the nerd x the drummer | bit of smut | *originally written as a joke to pass time during the pandemic*