Me: Hiya! If you're reading this, then... thanks, I guess?
Flip: To be honest, we didn't expect even one read. But hey, we got 100!
Me: If you actually like the story, thanks! If you just read the first two words and decided "not my thing", that's also okay!
Flip: We know that a lot of those reads are likely the latter.
Me: We're still trying to get better at writing, and this really helps with that.
Flip: So, I guess what we're trying to say is...
Me: Thanks to everyone who reads this story. It doesn't matter if you liked it, because we'll still thank you for getting this story 99 more reads than was expected.
Flip: So, yeah. We're gonna continue working on this for the maybe three people out there who actually enjoy reading our story.
Me: So, until next time, see ya!
Flip: This doesn't count as an author's note, right? We can say what we needed to say some 12 chapters ago, right?
Me: Oh yeah!
Flip: Then say it!
Me: ...
Flip: ...
Me: I... do not remember what it was.
Flip: Yeah, me neither.
(Silence)
Me: Let's just end this here.
Flip: Yeah, good idea.
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No, but seriously. I can not remember what it was that I kept saying I needed to say! Come on brain, I have you for a reason!
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