Helluva Boss: Hellish Love (Loona X Original Character) [ON HOLD]

Chapter 84: Ozzie's Part 2

The four of us reached the front of the line, Millie and Moxxie entered first and then followed by Loona and I. As we entered Loona and I stared in awe at the sheer size and decoration of the club. It had massive fireplaces surrounded by glass on either side and had two floors in which had viewing rooms much like you would see if you were going to see the opera. and in the middle of the floor was the tables in which we saw our reserved table and would you believe it our table was right next to Millie and Moxxie's . Millie said to us happily "Oh what a fun coincidence tha your table is right next to ours!" Loona added " This place is fucking fancy are you sure we fit in here? I feel so out of place" Moxxie and I replied at the same time whilst looking at each others partners "Nothing but the best for you" Moxxie and I paused and turned around to look at each other a bit surprised that we said the exact same thing. 

Loona and Millie chuckled at our realization and that's when I quickly blurted out "Jinx! I win" Moxxie chuckled and rolled his eyes and said "Haha very funny Carter" At that moment a topless hunky waiter had come to Loona and I's table and asked us "May I take your order? May I start you two off with some drinks?" Loona looked through the drinks menu and asked "Does this place do Mocktails?" The waiter snorted and asked "Not a fan of alcohol or something?" Loona retorted "Usually I'm quite the boozer but I haven't been drinking for a few months now because of my pregnancy" Whilst pointing at the not so noticeable bump under her dress. The waiter blushed and said embarrassed "Oh um my apologies mam, congratulations by the way. Uh yes we do serve mocktails it's just that not many people go for them, what one would you like?" Loona replied "I will have a Virgin Mojito if that's available" he waited nodded and wrote it down on his small black flip pad and turned to me and asked "And what would you like for tonight sir?" I replied "I will go for the Cosmopolitan please" The guy snorted and said "A pussy drink? Really dude?" My face turned to an unamused expression and I leant onto the table with my elbows towards the waiter and said in a threatening tone" Well I bet this pussy could kick your fucking arse and turn you inside out"

The waiter was in a cold sweat and Loona replied "Trust me dude he can, he's a professional hitman, we all are" gesturing to Millie and Moxxie on the other table, Millie saw Loona pointing and waved at the waiter with an evil grin whilst Moxxie squinted at the guy. The waiter gulped and shakily said "O-one Cosmopolitan c-coming u-up" and left. After three minutes our drinks arrived and the lights turned green with a fog machine and the lowering of stripper poles with strippers came down from the ceiling as robotic voice came on and said "Ladies and gentlemen I see some sexy faces around here tonight. Welcome, welcome to Ozzie's Lust ring's number one place for all kinds of sick twisted fantasies. Put on display for you sleaze and sleazet's, the gem joint of Asmodeus himself. Come on give him some love!" Everyone broke put into a clap and cheer and I turned and asked Loona "So who is Ozzie?" Loona replied "He's the ruler of the Lust Ring as well as one of the princes of Hell, who just also happens to run this place" I nodded in surprise and turned back to watch the show.

The small demon announcer that looked like a jester continued and said "I am the one and only Fizzaroli, some of you might recognize this dashing clown face from my numerous toy botic replicas across the rings of hell.  Gloriously designed by the big man himself and uh...ribbed for your pleasure tonight. We have a great lineup for you tonight, Verosika Mayday, we dream and the Squirters. But as everyone's warming up I got a funny one for y'all, did any of you hear about the batshittery that happened at Looloo land?" Everyone laughed including Loona and so I asked "What's Loo Loo Land and what happened?" Loona replied "It was an amusement park that burnt down because of one of his bot replicas catching on fire. Blitzo, Moxxie and Loona were there as bodyguards for Stolas coincidentally".

The show continued by Fizzaroli saying "Oh yeah wow, can I tell you what I'd sure love to shake the hand of the crazy son of a bitch who decided to burn down that off brand shithole and then slap a fatsubin in it cause I'm very much looking at a zoo. That robo-me made us more money entertaining those kids than the ones we sell to get you freaked off if you know what I mean?" Someone from the crowd yelled out "Oh I know what you mean, I have four of them hahahah!" Fizzaroli muttered something and continued "So without wasting anymore time our little opening act is a fresh one coming at us from a little Imp from the Wrath ring, give it up for Moxxie! With no creative stage name what so ever" Loona, Millie and I looked at Moxxie who got up from his chair, kissed Millie's cheek and climbed up on stage with a ukulele whilst Fizzaroli got up into an observation area.

Moxxie approached the microphone and readjusted it whilst saying "Hello everyone, oh um hi thankyou for letting me be here, its an honor to play-" Moxxie was cut off by someone in the crowd yelling "Ugh hurry up'n sing boy!" Moxxie continued by saying "This song is for my beautiful wife, a surprise for our first anniversary, I love you Millie" I smiled at Moxxie and proudly nodded in approval as he took a deep breath and began to sing.