Helluva Boss: Hellish Love (Loona X Original Character) [ON HOLD]

Chapter 90: Seeing Stars Part 2

After Stolas had reverted back to his regular form from his monstrous demon owl form and everyone had gathered around, he began pacing back and fourth and said "How could this happen?? Do you just let anyone waltz into your office and grab infinitely powerful artifacts? Why would she do this? how are we supposed to find her? Where would she go?" Loona began sniffing the air which Carter decided to do so as well to see what she was picking up on. Just then Loona said "Well, it reeks of urine and desperation, so..uhuhh ew L.A" Carter groaned and exclaimed "Of fucking course it's L.A, we barely was just there for that other shit!" the others stared at Carter and Loona and Loona asked "What?" before Carter and Loona were shoved through a new portal opened up by Stolas landing them in an alleyway somewhere in Hollywood. Everyone else had stepped through the portal and Blitzo said to Carter and Loona "Alright Carter and Loona, in and out before anyone notices us here" Blitzo then looks around and says "Oh, this doesn't look much different from Hell" as screams and automatic gunfire are heard off in the distance.

Carter and Loona dust themselves as Carter says to Blitzo "Didn't think much  of this place myself when I first arrived at LAX all those months ago, felt right fucking scammed. But if I hadn't of come I wouldn't have met my Loona" Carter smiled at Loona which caused her to smile and blush as a response. Blitzo smiled at Carters sentiment but then got serious and said "Alright, now let's get to work! Carter, Loona, sniff!" Loona asked "How are Carter and I supposed to smell anything in this city?" Moxxie then said annoyed "Can't you even do one thing right??" Carter growled "Oh won't you shut the fuck of Moxxie, too much shit has happened this morning and I still haven't fully woken up!" Loona replied "And can't YOU finally do something about how fat you are?" Moxxie replied back "I'm not!" to which Blitzo then joined in on the fun and said "You know it wouldn't kill ya to put a salad in your body every now and then" to which Moxxie replied "What? But I'm not fat!" 

Blitzo then climbed atop of a dumpster and said "Now! first things first if we're going to do this the old fashioned way, we're going to need disguises" at that moment, Stolas, Loona and Carter transformed into human forms and struck a pose. Millie was starstruck and begun clapping, Blitzo with a look of disbelief and asked "No chance you can conjure us a couple of those.. can ya..?" Stolas approached Blitzo and said "Sadly, no.. I'm afraid, without my Grimoire, my powers are just a tad limited in the human world" Blitzo responded "What you can't memorize your fuckin' spells?" Stolas put his arms on his hips and replied "OH! Your memories so great? What's his phone number??" pointing to Moxxie to which Blitzo gives up and dryly replied "Oh Fuck you.." to which Stolas smiled victoriously and said "Exactly". 

As they all left the alley and was walking along the street, Stolas nicked some red sunglasses and we continued walking, Carter walked up to Stolas and said "You know your highness, your human disguise looks pretty good, I like the frock shirt. Very dapper" Stolas, Blitzo Carter and Loona stopped at the end of the street corner, not realizing that Millie and Moxxie weren't with them to which  Stolas replied to Carter "Oh? well thankyou Carter my boy your human form looks very handsome indeed, Loona is very lucky to have found a hellhound like you" Carter replied "thankyou your highness but to tell the truth I used to be human before I was a hellhound. Actually I was the one who found Loona, we met at a concert at a beach near here for a spring break concert" Stolas responded "Well that is fascinating, you will have to tell me about it later though, lets just get back to trying to find my poor daughter". Blitzo then saw a costume shop and said "Hold up I'm going to go in here for a disguise wait right here for a second" Blitzo then went inside and everyone else sat on the bench outside waiting for him.

Once he came back outside, Stolas, Loona and Carter stared at him with a funny look. Blitzo was wearing a slicked back wig with comically large ears with a pink Polo stop, nice pair of jeans and Cuban heeled boots. As Blitzo was about to ask everyone what they thought, someone on the street screamed with excitement and yelled out "AHHHH!! Look everyone! It's Hollywood star, BRENNON RAGERS!!" Blitzo confused asked "The fuck is a Brennon Rager?" Stolas looked up and said Ooh Dear.." as he saw a billboard advertising a Brennon Ragers production. People then swarmed Blitzo and were then asking for autographs and taking pictures of him thinking it was the actor. Just then a Tv production van rolled up and a Tv crew jumped out and broke up the mob. A man that could only appear to be a producer walked up to Blitzo and said "Mr. Ragers, we've been looking for you everywhere! You were supposed to be on set an hour ago!" Blitzo was then grabbed by the produces muscle men and Blitzo confusingly asked "The fuck are you talking about?" The Producer replied "Your guest spot on, Sweetie I'm in the House! We're taping tonight, now hurry up and get in the car."

Blitzo replied waving his arms around "Oh! No no no no no no! I'm not going anywhere with you! Jizz Biscuit" The producer responded "Very funny, Mr. Ragers.. Now get in the carrr. Pspspspsps- come on boy, come on" whilst waving around a gummy bear in front of him. Blitzo pushed the muscle away and shouts "Get your fucking hands off me!!" One of the muscle men pick up Blitzo and begin shaking him around causing Blitzo to shout "LOONA! STOLAS! CARTER! A little help here??" The crowd the became wild after one of Blitzo's prop ears fell off as they fought over it, Stolas was saying something to the producer but Loona and Carter couldn't hear through the screams. All that they saw was then Stolas as thrown into the van alongside Blitzo. They crowd had gotten so violent that they then began to swing at Carter and Loona and so they joined in on the fight in self defense. Just then Blitzo smashed one of the vans rear windows and shouted "Loony!! Carter!! Go find Via! We'll catch up soon!" Loona flipped off Blitzo and Blitzo said "Yeah! Way to be a team player, sweetie!" and the van drove off leaving Carter and Loona behind fending for themselves against the mob. Loona dodged an attack from a buff guy to which Carter in response to seeing the attempt, punched him in the throat and began repeatedly kicking him in the balls and said "How fucking dare you take a swing at my pregnant girlfriend!"