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I haven't had an account on Wattpad for long and already I've seen things that have shocked me to my core.
So, I thought it would be fun to document the things I see on Wattpad such as cliches, tropes, experiences, just Wattpad stuff...
Purely satirical and just for fun. DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.
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Hello, bros, and welcome to . . .
TWWWL!
Enter theme song!
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( If you spend your life
On the orange app every night
You should give this book a try
I
Read and write and roast
And - that's about all that I do
I talk about weird Wattpad stuff
To entertain me and you
So, remember to give a vote
and also, comment, too
Now, this song says farewell
On with TWWWL!)
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*snickers*
You thought I wouldn't do it, didn't you? You thought that I'd just be like, "Oh my God, I'm working on it guys, seriously."
But, guess what? I pulled through - with that freaking masterpiece.
Disney, hire me. Now.
( In all honesty, I have never written a poem or a song in my life, I'm horrible at rhyming so . . . yeah, the song looks a bit rusty. It is, in no way, a masterpiece. Calling it one would be an insult to the many talented songwriters on Wattpad, but I tried my best, and I'd love to know what you think <3)
I feel like this comes under the disclaimer category, but I'l put it here anyway :
The lyrics to the theme song belong to me, and are not meant to be used in any other form. I do not condone plagiarism.
So, yeah, on with it then.
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Ah, followers. You can never have the perfect amount, can you? It's either always too much or too little. It's like, an ever-changing cycle.
But P, what are followers, and why are they important?
*Slams hand on table*
At the beginning I was like, Do I have to explain this? EVERYONE knows what they are! But then I started thinking . . .
What are followers?
No, as in what is the purpose of them?
So, I did the only logical thing, and consulted Wattpad help. Literally. And, here's what I found :
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