Sowwy I was prepping for my O-level(Yes we do have 8th grade exams in Romania even though our country is very big 🤪) I am now writing from the hospital as my cat was signaled with COVID-20(Yes that's a real thing 🙄) plsss pray for her anyways you know wassuppp 🤪
The five hours long shower that Y/N took for 3 minutes was 20 minutes long. Her bad time management made her so angry that she could fry a pantry. But she was banned from the nearest pantry for eating like a hog, which made her feel like a full dog (meow bussyyy 🤪). She had a burning urge to call her straight best friend who just came out 2 years ago as Silly Billy. She picked up her phone and called him, but she buttock dialed the suicide hotline, which she used earlier to almost successfully defund the police (brrrrr call this number to defund the police $743,139).
But fortunately, her gay best friend Billy worked at the suicide hotline, and picked up the phone. "Prrrrr." Billy announced and started making silly jokes. Eg. "nappy nappy pappy pappy" and "look a ghost in the farmhouse haha." Y/N bursted out laughing, then she bursted out of her pants into a new one just like Mr. Puddus 😍. Silly Billy declared in a very serious tone, "Tell me why this crusty musty raggedy ass b jus looked at me after I punched her 3 times in the face. Can you believe this? People be so rude nowadays." Y/N, an empath, felt Billy's hurt as her own, so she put down the phone.
Y/N, a bored little snack, started doing a tiktok, rather, a combination of tiktoks. She did "I ain't ever been with a baddie", after doing that, she did the helicopter helicopter and helicoptered into the arms of a baddie, alas, it was a baddie daddie. The daddie projected, "Dadday's home.... babaygorl... rawrrr." His thick muscly oily arms were so oily that it could only be one thing - parasuit narikel tel (sowwy b idk the english of coconut 🥺).
The tall man immediately without saying anything wrapped his bony dry and flabby arms around her. She was taken aback by his african scent. But he smelled like.... oh my..... MR. PUDDUS 😍! It was almost like Mr. Puddus put his whole Puddussy in the scent. Y/N never smelled the tall hot black and white and vegan carnivorous muscly and skinnier than the skinny legend teacher who she thought was so hot that could possibly build a cot.
Stirring the pot might be his passion, but building a cot was his profession. He was doing something with his strong Australian hands... oh my god.... he was building a cot in the middle of the i-98 highway, where Y/N left her stolen car. This cot was very big, it almost did not fit in her room, but Y/N was tiny and wittle so she fit in there perfectly. Ugh, she wished Mr. Puddus, her hot neighbor, would climb in with her, but his large muscly arms stopped him from fitting in there. Everything else fit, but the arms held him back as they were dry and not slippery, and she wished that he would just use some parasuit narikel tel...
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Take Me
RomanceY/N, a 17 year old student at Patkins High School, lives alone in her studio apartment. She works at a retail store after school, she is very lonely as her parents died at a very early age, leaving her with nothing. She is an introvert and has only...
