Y/N was walking down the street with Mr. Puddus and silly Billy at her side, who became very unsilly after looking at Mr. Puddus's oily head, which became more oilier by the second. Y/N at first, did not realize this, but it was because someone was following them and pouring shorishar tel on his head (sowwy I forgot the english of sesame oil and also forgot how to use emojis 🤪)
As they were walking down, Y/N saw a very big and fat man trying to fit one raccoon in his buttock, which made Y/N really upset because you can actually fit 2 raccoons in your buttock. Y/N then innocently asked Mr. Puddus, because she is a very respectful young networker, "What is that man doing, dadday?" Mr. Puddus declared gruffly, "Babaygorl... he is preparing for his colonoscopy, which was initially done and invented by Kamal Bhai/Boro Mama, who did it not once, not twice, but three times a year!"
Y/N was very shocked and excited to learn that about Kamal Bhai, that she requested a meet and greet with him, but unfortunately couldn't go because he was at his 4th colonoscopy of the year. From Mr. Puddus, she learned that he put his stool into a Golam Waris given box, which is like this: https://www.amazon.com/STERILITE-14928012-See-Latching-Box/dp/B01MDUUJS5/ref=sr_1_6_mod_primary_new?crid=JFZYAA9DHHP0&keywords=plastic+box&qid=1663986681&qu=eyJxc2MiOiI4LjAzIiwicXNhIjoiNy40OSIsInFzcCI6IjcuMDAifQ%3D%3D&sbo=RZvfv%2F%2FHxDF%2BO5021pAnSA%3D%3D&sprefix=plastic+box%2Caps%2C111&sr=8-6. To use this box, you have to sit in a position like this: https://www.shutterstock.com/search/man-squatting.
Y/N asked Mr. Puddus where they were headed to. Mr. Puddus did not reply and had a grim face. A face so grim that it turned into a gorom dim (sowwy i don't know that english of hot egg), which goes up people's buttocks as a meditation method. Y/N finally lost her cool with Mr. Puddus and turned into a full janoar, who, as a common misconception, are thought to be born in January, but since they are bad procrastinators, they are born in February. Y/N was growling when Mr. Puddus hushed her and declared, "My wittle Y/N, when the time is right, I will tell you, you have to trust me." And so she did.
They eventually got to a shady neighborhood, and Y/N thought it was shady because there were a lot of kaloooo people all over the place. They walked up in front of a building that said the name on the sign, "Dr. Golam Waris." They went in and did some kustakusti to sit down on the 3 chairs that were left empty, and then laughed at the old man who couldn't walk.
Finally, they were called to the office, and Mr. Puddus said, "Y/N, babaygorl... whatever happens, don't think any differently of me." Then the old/young doctor Golam pulled up and sat on the table and said grimly, "Mr. Puddus..."
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RomanceY/N, a 17 year old student at Patkins High School, lives alone in her studio apartment. She works at a retail store after school, she is very lonely as her parents died at a very early age, leaving her with nothing. She is an introvert and has only...
