Dr. Golam told Mr. Puddus that he would have to get a 7 hour colonoscopy, which will take 10 hours, perhaps days, which is a little longer than 1 hour. Mr. Puddus was hit with a wave of hysteria because he wanted Kamal bhai's colonoscopy treatment, which was 7 hours and 1 minute long, which is only 2 hours in Africa, a country and continent that Y/N did not like because it contained kaloooo men and women and children and animals and trees.
He was set down on the colonoscopy table in front of Y/N, who watched with many many interests. Eg. interest 1 and interest 2. Y/N also had an interest in becoming holy fada ever since learning about Lady Gaga and shorif uncle, who was known as a chor for doing churi. But, Y/N's dreams were cut short as the real holy fada walked in the room with holy water from Romania.
He lay down on the table next to Mr. Puddus, who was being prepped for the colonoscopy. But, Mr. Puddus did not like that, so he got up from the table and yanked the pipe out of his buttocks to begin his showdown. Then he remembered that wasting is very bad, so he picked the pipe back up and started flossing his teeth like there is no tomorrow. Then he remembered that he actually had no teeth because he donated it to the nearest dentist, noor masood, who is also known as noor masood by those closest to her.
Then Mr. Puddus became very tired and lay back down, but he did not know that wittle Y/N was already sitting there. He lay down on top of Y/N, who began to whimper, but he did not care as he was the owner of a diaper. Y/N felt very suffocated, so she decided to begin wearing the diaper. However, to her dismay, the diaper was very big, so she pulled out a belt to help put it on. Then she made a potato bread.
The potato bread smelled so good, that Mr. Puddus got up from the table yet again and pulled the pipe out of his buttocks. "Can I taste your cake... I mean.... Bread.... Babygorl." That dirty statement made Y/N shudder, then she remembered she did not pay the subscription for shudder, so instead of shuddering, she myflixered.
"O-o-o-of course you can, big dadday"
Mr. Puddus started feeling the absence of fibers, so he slapped Y/N and made her make brown bread instead, which smelled just as good. However, just before he was about to try it, he remembered his childhood condition that makes him smell the opposite of anything, and so... he put two and two together and figured out that the bread smelled very bad.
Angrily, the mafia daddy said, "Y/N..."
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RomanceY/N, a 17 year old student at Patkins High School, lives alone in her studio apartment. She works at a retail store after school, she is very lonely as her parents died at a very early age, leaving her with nothing. She is an introvert and has only...
