Silly Billy immediately changed the subject and said, "Girllll prrrrr. So like you wanna go out n sum bitc- I mean beetroots wit me?" Y/N shyly declared in an unshy voice, "S-S-Say less." Billy sillily answered, "less is said girll prrr."
They exited the mansion with extreme difficulty because it was extremely difficult. The door was in front of their faces, but they decided to exit through the 4th floor, which had no exits. Silly Billy immediately with ease and difficulty thought about his dad's carpeting skills, which he did not see once but heard about twice, so it was very easy for him to imagine. He cut out a section of the walls and made a door and they exited out.
They started bouncing to school like little lions, also known as leo (Halum rawr). They met a homeless beggar on their way while silly Billy was making silly jokes as usual. Eg. "Nazifa the small man." The beggar scared them as the beggar was kaloooo (sowwy I am so close to learning the english of black).
They approached the beggar uneasily, to find out that he did not have arms, legs, eyed, or even ears. The only thing he did have was a torso, and it was also kaloooo. Next to the little beggar who was only a torso was a sewer. Out of that sewer crawled out a man with such a distinct African smell that it could only be one man. A man so hot he could stir the pot and build a cot. He could only be someone who puts his entire puddussy in his scents: Mr. Puddus.
Mr. Puddus approached them and said, "My wittle babygorl Y/N, I have missed you." Y/N was speechless, but she managed to say, "...". Mr. Puddus declared, "Come give dadday a gigantic elephant hug from elephant road." (1249 Katabon Dhal, ROMANIA). Y/N was about to comply, but something more shocking than a thunderbolt from the rivers happened. Silly Billy hugged him instead.
Y/N was so shocked, so shocked, that she was shocked. She didn't understand why, but then she looked down and saw the electric eel wrapped around her big and small buttocks. Mr. Puddus took matters into his own hands, or rather his mouth, as he ate the electric eel with difficulty and ease. He declared, "I would never let you get hurt, my wittle babygorl."
Mr. Puddus then went on to talk about the beggar on the sidewalk. "My wittle Y/N, meet my brother, Mr. Gutush, or dare I say... Goo Goo Ga Ga." He changed his expression and glared at Mr. Gutush aka Goo Goo Ga Ga and said angrily, "Gutush! I don't keep kaloooo brothers in my house 👺!" Gutush looked scared and then....
(Ayo ayo wsg wsg yall fr thought ya girl was gone I was jus on vacation. Yes, there are vacation spots in Antarctica if you know how to hunt the polar bears that are going extinct as we speak. Anyways hope you enjoyed this wittle story as my english course is finally done and allowed me to improve my english a wittle bit. Beg at your own risk🤪)
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RomanceY/N, a 17 year old student at Patkins High School, lives alone in her studio apartment. She works at a retail store after school, she is very lonely as her parents died at a very early age, leaving her with nothing. She is an introvert and has only...
