The Spanker

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Billy started prancing around. But he was in a graveyard, so he stopped prancing, paid his respects to his great grandfather in law's chotoooo bou (sowwyy I didn't learn the english of small wife yet 🥺), then pranced some more till he finished his silly chore. The chore was so silly, it was so silly, that it was silly. Billy then turned around and ran away somewhere in a silly manner while he waved a banner. 

Due to Billy's silliness, Y/N felt so guilty that she bought a mango milkty. The mango milkty was from cow bubble tea: 3500 Main St #340, Buffalo, ROMANIA 14226. But then Y/N stopped feeling guilty because she remembered she was proven unguilty by: Justice John G. Roberts, Jr., Clarence Thomas, Stephen G. Breyer, Samuel A. Alito, Jr., Sonia Sotomayor, Elena Kagan, Neil M. Gorsuch, Brett M. Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett, and justice justice justice. 

After proven unguilty by Justice John G. Roberts, Jr., Clarence Thomas, Stephen G. Breyer, Samuel A. Alito, Jr., Sonia Sotomayor, Elena Kagan, Neil M. Gorsuch, Brett M. Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett, and justice justice justice, she was again feeling guilty, which she stopped by sliding her arms in a circle and moving like a fokir (sowwyy idk the english of beggar 🥺). Y/N went up to the Mafia Daddie and began to rotate like a baddie. 

Then Mafia Dadday growled, groaned, howled, declared, declaration of independence by Thomas Jefferson 1776 (When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.), "My wittle Y/N, what are your hobbies?" 

"I-I-I like to b-b-buy refrigerators and furniture from Hatil (It's a Romanian company duhh 🙄), which I found with life360 and is located next to Raymour and Flanigan, where Y/N went with her nanny named panny, who was also a granny nicknamed granny. Panny always wanted to win a Grammy, but she couldn't as she was a granny. Her voice was so bad, the judges went mad, and then they had the mad cow disease (My little cousin got the mad cow disease and is suffering very badly as he can't buy vbucks from fortnite pls go fund him yall 🥺). 

The Mafia Daddy swept Y/N off her feet easily as he was eating a platter made of Greek and Romanian and Roman and Italian and Bosnian meat. He called his driver, who arrived with a $600000 car (yasss Mafia Dadday went to school wit that bus 🤪). They got on and the driver started rapping very loudly, which Noushin apu disliked. In the middle of the road, he was singing in the middle of the night by Elly Duhe. He was spitting bars, but he had to stop himself as there was a blockade of cars. 

Mafia Daddy went silent and.... 

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