First slap.

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It's not an attitude. It's the way I'am.

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Life isn't a garden. So stop being a hoe.

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Never be upset if you see your EX with SOMEONE ELSE, because your parents taught you to GIVE your USED TOYS to the LESS FORTUNATE.

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We can't all be princesses, because someone has to clap when I go by.

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Honey, you couldn't handle half of me.

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Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.

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Don't talk about yourself so much. We will do that when you leave. >:)))

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I'am not arguing. I'm simply explaining why I'm right.

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There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither works. (Hahaha)

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Bitch. I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.

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Be happy in front of people who don't like you. It kills them.

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You're like a zombie; no matter how many brains you eat, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE ONE.

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I'm having one of those days where my middle finger is the answer to your every question.

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Bitch please! Your vagina has more users than Facebook.

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You should have two Facebook accounts, one for each face!

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I'm sorry for whatever I did to make you think I give a shit about your feelings.

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Heard you were infected with stupidity. Get well soon. Or not. (hahaha)

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Cheating is easy, try something more challenging like being faithful.

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Hello mga loves. Sorry sa mga typographical errors tsaka kung hindi masyadong maayos yung structure ng pagkakasulat ko. As I've mentioned, first book ko to. Pag aaralan ko ayusin lahat para love nyo na ko. Huehuehue ^3^

Mwuaaaa :***

Ps: Just in case nga pala may marunong gumawa ng book cover, (kakapalan ko na muka ko) pagawa naman loves? *puppy eyes* Plith? ❤️

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