Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
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It's not easy being me, but it's funny watching you try.
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Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's always busy, the side chick is you.
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Too bad you can't photoshop an ugly personality.
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Some people are like clouds, when they disappear, it's a brighter day.
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Don't play victim to circumstances you created, bitch.
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Trust no man. Fear no bitch.
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Bitch, you're just like Monday, nobody likes you.
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Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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My phone battery last longer than your relationship, bitch.
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Dear bitch, if I offend you in any way, please let me know... so I can do it again!
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Please cancel my subscription to your issues.
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You think you are strong? Bitch please, I go out with no make-up on.
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I can remove 90% of your 'Beauty' with just a wet towel, bitch.
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I don't hold grudges. I remember facts.
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Fake people are like pennies, two-faced and worthless.
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I get emotional when you are not around. That emotion is called 'Happiness'.
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You don't have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.
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Cool story, bitch. In what chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
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Of course I talk like an idiot. How else could you understand me?
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I was going to give you a nasty look... But I see you already have one.
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You inspire my inner serial killer.
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If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape.
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If you were a vegetable, you'd be a Cabbitch.
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I would love to unfriend you on facebook with your fake inspirational quotes you post, but you wouldn't be able to see my updates on the awesome things I do.
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Your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you.
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Brains are awesome, I wish you had one.
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It must be difficult for you, exhausting your entire vocabulary in one sentence.
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I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
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I'm not saying you are stupid, you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
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It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low, and you'll never get this high.
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I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
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If you have a problem with me, call me. If you don't have my number, then that means you don't know me well enough to have a problem.
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BINABASA MO ANG
Bitchy lines (random quotes)
Teen FictionHere are some of my favorite lines. I gathered this and compile in a book. Mag uupdate ako any day basta may nabasa or naisip ako. (Yung iba original) Hahaha This would be my first book. Mwuaaa :**
