Bitchy lines (random quotes)

Third slap.

Beauty recognizes beauty. And bitch, you don't look familiar.

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I'd say you've got lots of catching up to do before you reach my level.....keep climbing ugly.

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Back off bitch, unless you want your next period to come out your nose.

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Great seeing you last night. You looked exactly the same....trashy.

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I'll tell you why that bitch don't like me. One day she tried to be like me and she couldn't.

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You bitches are like summer, no class.

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I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times.

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You can't pay for school, but you can't buy class.

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Ooh! I just checked my schedule, looks like I don't have time for your bullshit.

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Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each mornings, the devil says, "Oh crap! She's up."

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Shut up bitch! I watched CSI, I can actually kill you and make it look like an accident.

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If you're gonna be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

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A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

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Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.

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Oh, you're dating my ex? Cool, I'm eating a sandwich....want those leftovers too?

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F.y.i, my posts aren't directed at anyone in particular....so should anyone be offended by them.

I say, if the shoe fits.....wear it!

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Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you now!

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If people think barbie is fake, bitch, wait 'till they meet you.

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Shit happens. I mean....look at your face.

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A relationship is only made for two, but some bitches don't know how to count.

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I'm not acting bitchy, it just comes naturally to me.

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I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face.

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Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one heart. Break their bones, they have 206.

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Maybe you should eat make-up so you can try and be pretty on the inside bitch.

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Before you go I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again.

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Weird. After I typed your name in a text it auto-corrected to "whore".

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The only way to accept an insults is to ignore it. If you can't ignore it, laugh at it. If you can't laugh at it, you probably deserve it.

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Don't fear the enemy who attacks you. But the fake friend who hugs you.

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I may love to shop, but I'm not buying your bullshit.

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I made it through the day without having to beat anyone with a chair. I'd say my people skills are improving.

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Bitch, you're only alive because it's illegal to kill.

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Lord, give me patience. Because if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

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