Thirteenth Slap

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Down to Earth, but still above you

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Half Goddess, Half Hell

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Bitch, you smell so horrible, North Korea wants you as a chemical weapon.

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This is my cup of care. Oh look, it's empty!

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It's okay to disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.

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You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.

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I keep it real because I'm not afraid to make enemies.

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I'm a sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.

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Life is full of disappointments and you are on it.

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Go find someone else to feed your ego. I'm busy.

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Too glam to give a damn.

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I know I'm a handful, but that's why you got two hands.

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I like my coffee how I like myself:

Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

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Please say I act like I don't care -first of, it is not an act.

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They say good things take time, that's why I'm always late.

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Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.

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Don't study me, you won't graduate.

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Life is short. Make every hair flip count.

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If you treat me like an option, I'll leave you like a choice.

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She was an art, but he was blind.

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Queens don't compete with hoes.

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Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back leading the pack.

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I don't have an attitude problem. I just carry a personality you can't handle.

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Treat me like a joke, and I'll leave you like it's funny.

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Smile because nobody cares about your tears.

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What's a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.


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