Eighth Slap.

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Wag kana magpaganda. Mahihirapan ka!

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It's okay to be ugly. It's okay to be a bitch...... But never both.

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You look like you've been mugged, and the first thing they stole was your class.

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I'm not a snob, you are just inconsequential.

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Oh I'm sorry, did I give the impression that I wanted your opinion? It wont happen again.

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Dumaan na ang evolution. Hindi ka nakasabay?

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Silence is therapeutic, try it.

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You are what martilyo does to pako...... POKPOK.

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What a coincidence. Ugly starts with "U".

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Mabilis ba magbuntis ang mga BOBO? Ang bilis nyo ah.

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Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!

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If Karma don't hit you. Well, it's my pleasure to do it to you.

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Mirrors don't lie. Lucky you, they can't laugh either.

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From the movie She's The Man: "Girls with an ass like mine don't go out with boys with a face like yours."

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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be bitchy. It's an involuntary reaction whenever I encounter ugly people.

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I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens on a shark tank.

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"Hi"

"Hey"

"Are you awake?"

"No, I taught myself how to text in my sleep."

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"I'm multi-talented. I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

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Daming likes ah. Pasalamat ka naman sa cleavage mo.



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