Tenth Slap

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Hi, readers. Alam ko sobrang natagalan. Huehue!

Eto na. Magbabawi na.


Bitch please! My phone battery last longer than your relationships!

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Spreading humors about me? Impressive. At least you are spreading something other than your legs.

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Bitch please! I can remove 90% of your 'beauty' with a wet towel.

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You and your humors have two things in common; you are both fake and both get around.

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Dear Bitch, if I offend you in any way, please let me know, so I can do it again.

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Move away from the sunlight, bitch. I hate the smell of a burning PLASTIC!

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Are you mad? Stay mad. I don't give a fvck!

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Don't let my looks fool you. I may look like a lady, but I can fight. I don't pull hair. I break bones.

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I'm not saying I hate you. But if you were hurt really bad and I have a phone to call an ambulance.... I'd order Pizza!

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You can pay for school, but you can never buy class.

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Being a dick won't make yours any bigger.

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You are the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.

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