MHA But me and My Friend do the chaos (Discontinued)

Who's The Strongest Me You Or That Pokeball Kid?

I'm really regretting starting the year off by being late right now. We had to get out gym uniforms and go outside. I hate being outside and I hate gym so I'm having a terrible time right now and I already don't like UA. Currently our teacher is telling us about what we're doing. "Get ready to do some assessment I am strict hobo teacher blah blah blah" he said something along those lines.

That was until this one girl interjected "but orientation we're gonna miss it"

He responded with "if you really wanna make the big leagues you can't waste time on pointless ceremonies here at UA we're not tethered with traditions that means I get to run my class however I see fit."

Most gasped and look confused. I looked at Starr trying to communicate how crazy I thought our teacher was even using hand motions. He continued to drone on but as usual I found it hard to pay attention almost zoning out.

"You've been taking standardized tests most of your lives but you never got to use your quirk in physical exams before. The country's still trying to pretend we're all created equal by not letting those with the most power excel. It's not rational and one day the ministry of education will learn." He says making his opinions very clear.

He calls up Bakugou to throw the ball. Uuuugggggghhhhhhh. I already hate this I hate everything about this. Just no. Why him why not someone competent. Now he's gonna get all cocky again.

He launches the ball with his explosion sending the ball flying. Wow truly revolutionary.

Everyone got hyped to try throwing the ball but it seemed kinda boring to me especially because it's physical exam ugh. While everyone was excited until Mr. Hobo had something to announce "So this looks fun huh you have three years here to become a hero you think it all gonna be games and play time idiots today you'll complete in eight physical tests to gauge your potential whoever comes in last has none and will be expelled immediately."

Everyone gasped. I wasn't worried though because I know me and Starr are strong enough to not get last must suck to not have a amazing quirk. That's when it hits me how in the world did deku get in here without a quirk. Unless of course he randomly stumbled upon someone who could give away his quirk and that same person was in a desperate enough situation to be willing to give away his quirk to a random 14 year old. But that would never happen.

Pushing the thought aside I realized that I had completely zoned out, and right now Starr had volunteered to go after Pomeranian boy and was getting ready to throw the ball.

Starr first covers the ball in ice and after she launches it she bounces it off ice pillars. It gets so far it's hard to see. the distance reader Mr.Hobo is holding shows it went just further than Bakugous by 0.7 meters.

Trying to keep myself from keeling over from laughter I look over at a angry Pomeranian that looks like he might just pop a blood vessel.

Mr. Hobo said something about how we're moving on to the speed round. Great just great. Where am I supposed to get water from and how would I even use it to run. I hope I get place next to someone as bad at running as me.

I get placed next to this tall guy with blue hair and glasses I somewhat remember him from the entrance exam. The horn sounds and one off. Then I look over to him and HES APPARENTLY FUCKING SONIC BECAUSE HE ALREADY ALMOST TO THE FINISH LINE.

Why just why is my life like this. I eventually finish the race reigniting my hatred for gym.

I zone out until Starr does her race.* She uses ice to propel herself forward*.

We continue through the next rounds everyone excels at something. We get back to the ball throw finally and I can show off my quirk I volunteer to go first since I just want to get it over with. I surround my ball in water I gathered from nearby plants carefully using my quirk to carry it as far as possible. I get it pretty far I'm pretty sure farther than Bakugou which was my goal.

After me Broccoli goes he throw the ball a measly distance he looks weirdly at Mr.Hobo and they have a talk but I can't hear what's being said. Afterward Izuku approaches with more determination. AND THEN HE THROWS IT USING SOME KIND OF DEUS EX MACHINA POWER BREAKING BOTH HIS FINGER AND MY SOUL IN THE PROCESS.

Bakugou start yelling and Broccoli boy until I go up grab him and start shaking him while asking him. "Whyyyyyy wouldn't you tell me you got a quirk mydoriyaaaaaa what is this betrayal."

Heartbroken I finish off the rest of the exams.

I'm excited to see the exam results but I'm more excited that I don't have to do anymore damm gym exercises.

Looking at the leader board I see that me and Starr got..... 6th AND I GOT 7th. HOOOWW.

Then Mr. Hobo says " and I was lying no one's going home that was just a rational deception to make you give it your all on the tests."

WHAAAATTTTTT.

Then a ponytail haired girl pipes up "I'm surprised the rest of you didn't figure that out I'm sorry I guess I should have said something"

Then Starr adds "I thought you would be able to figure it out I thought it was quite obvious."

BETRAYAL.

I sulk as I read who got in the top three. 1 Momo Yaoyorozu which I'm guessing is ponytail girl. 2 who is Shoto Todoroki I look around to trie and figure out who that is and.... ITS THE KID THAT LOOKS LIKE A GOD DAMM POKEBALL WHAT THE. I see Bakugou at number 3 and I want to hurl but I'm glad he didn't get number one. Number 4 is sonic another piece of my soul is lost. AND WHAT THE NUMBER 5 IS THE DEMON SUMMONER BIRD KID.

This was my first class at UA